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Hometown:: North Jersey

About Me:: Well Zenora Bariella and Coriander Pyle
They had sixteen children in the usual style
They had a curio museum and they had no guile
All they ever wanted was a show biz child
On the 7th of Dec. 1949
They got what they'd been wishing for all of the time
He grew up in a trailer by the time he was 9
He rolled off to join the circus... telling fortunes on the side

Hail Hail, the Eyeball kid

How dies he dream? How does he think?
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink
We are all lost in the Wilderness we're as blind as can be
He came down to teach us how to really see

Hallelujah

So give it up and throw
Me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see
The Eyeball kid

Porn Star Name!:: Gristle McThornbody

All Time Favorite Movies:: Pan's Labyrinth, Pulp Fiction, Vertigo, Twin Peaks (pilot), 2001: A Space Odyssey, The 3rd Man, Aguirre: Wrath Of God, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Singin In The Rain, Schindler's List, Un Chien Andalou, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, No Country For Old Men, The Godfather, Waking Life, Apocalypse Now, Raging Bull, City Lights, Rope, Do the Right Thing, Stroszek, Goodfellas, Mulholland Drive, Ran, Psycho, Nashville, Being John Malkovich, North by Northwest, It's A Wonderful Life, Chinatown, The Right Stuff, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Phantom of Liberty, ET: The Extra-Terrestrial, Network, Paths of Glory, Barton Fink, The General, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Modern Times, Casablanca, The Truman Show, Oldboy, Steamboat Bill Jr, Double Indemnity, The Manchurian Candidate, Annie Hall, Belle De Jour, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Trial

All Time Worst Movies:: Lady In The Water, Monster A Gogo, Cabin Fever, Natural Born Killers, Romeo + Juliet, Apocalypto, High School Musical, Breakfast Of Champions, The Rules Of Attraction

Favorite Actors or Actresses:: James Stewart, Klaus Kinski, Christian Bale, Maribel Verdu, Naomie Harris, Bill Nighy, Tom Waits, Javier Bardem

Favorite Directors:: Alfred Hitchcock, Werner Herzog, Quentin Tarantino, Guillermo Del Toro

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Not-so Weekly Still Life #8 - Samurai Jack

Posted on September 7th, 2008 at 8:00am —

Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby There's a slick town, Barnaby Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby Listen, Barnaby...

Posted on June 29th, 2008 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Weekly Still Life #6 - Fitzcarraldo

Bah, I'm sure it's easier than it looks.

Posted on June 12th, 2008 at 8:26am —

Weekly Still Life #5 - M

Why is it that chanting kids are so damn scary?

Posted on June 7th, 2008 at 3:20pm — 1 Comment

Weekly Still Life #4 - The Fall

This week, you get two for the price of one. Or are they two versions of the same image?

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Posted on May 29th, 2008 at 7:30pm — 1 Comment

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At 12:40pm on August 4th, 2008, Cyrus said…: Of all those I've only seen Baraka, but it was great. I'll be reviewing "Wild China" in a week or two and am really looking forward to seeing that one.

At 5:33pm on July 21st, 2008, Travis Touchdown said…: Care to check out the 2nd draft?
Filler 2 2nd draft.celtx

At 6:46pm on July 11th, 2008, DjGoldenGorilla said…: Just Passing By to Say Wassup!

At 9:34pm on July 5th, 2008, EdMuzick said…: Hey Eye!

Whatever happened to that "Best of" list you were compiling? I ask because I just posted EW's 100 top films of the last 25 years and the few hits it's gotten so far are saying that we Spillions could do better. Got any results?

Thanks - Ed

At 4:56pm on July 3rd, 2008, Punisher227 said…: What's up, how are you doing?

At 10:30pm on June 30th, 2008, Devin said…: Holy shit, I loved The Fall. I'm surprised so few people liked/saw it.

And Tom Waits is a superhero.

At 3:11am on May 28th, 2008, Co-Host 3000 said…: Read your thoughts on Mother of Tears. I'll have to check this one out for myself. Sounds like something I'd be into.