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Isn't "The Spirit" poster a little familiar?
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Iffy Jun 25.

review of one of the worst movie ever!

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Hometown:: Austin

About Me:: Instead of doing something with my life (such as animation, watching movies, making movies, writing, drawing, lolcats, ytmnd, newgrounds, xbox, or working) i waste my time on the forums here.

Porn Star Name!:: The King of Skeet Street

All Time Favorite Movies:: Blade Runner, 28 Days later, Hollywoodland, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Layer Cake, Requiem for a Dream, Unbreakable, Children of Men, American Psycho, Crank, Trainspotting, Clerks, Clerks II, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, American Splendor, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Ghost Dog, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 1 and 2, Kung Fu Hustle, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Good Night and Good Luck, The Maltese Falcon, Batman Begins, Narc, Coffy, Deathrace 2000, Taxi Driver, Adaptation, Full Metal Jacket, American Beauty, About Schmidt, Planet Terror, Die hard 1,3, and 4, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original and 2004), The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Toy Story 1 and 2, Ratatouille, Porco Rosso, O Brother Where Art thou?, The Mist, Dr Stranglove, Fight Club, The original Star Wars movies, The first and third Indiana Jones, Fistful of Dollars, Good, Bad, and the Ugly, Ghostbusters, The Terminal, Catch me if you can, Borat, Jackass Number 2, 40 year old Virgin, Knocked Up, Big Lebowski, Usual Suspects, Something about Mary, LOTR trilogy, Manchurian Candidate (2004), LA Confidential, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Shaun of the Dead, Thank you for Smoking, A shot in the dark, Doublecross on Costa's Island, Omega Cop, Karate Cop, Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, American Gangster, Rambo, Cloverfield,Schindler's List, 12 Angry Men, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, The Professional, Pan's Labryith, The Pianist, Sin City, Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Unforgiven, The Untouchables, Gladiator, Princess Bride, Stand by Me, Dog day afternoon, The Thing, Ed Wood, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Being John Malkovich, Bowling for Columbine, Sicko, Super Size Me, Cape Fear, Butch Cassidy, Casino Royale (2006), Cool hand Luke, Color Purple, Halloween, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), Man on Fire, Minority Report, Misery, Office Space, Idiocracy, se7en, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, The Producers (original), Who framed Roger Rabbit?, Airplane, The Aviator, Young Frankenstein, Collateral, Mission Impossible III, The Host, Inside Man, Innerspace, King of Kong, Robocop, Payback, Starship Troopers, Stardust, Signs, Twelve Monkies, Super Troopers, and more to come...

All Time Worst Movies:: Edmond, Glen or Glenda, Omega Cop, Storm, Karate Cop, Troll 2, Doublecross on Costa's Island, Final Payback, Fantastic Four 2, Ocean's Twelve, Meet the Spartans, I know who killed me, TMNT2, Superman III, Good Burger, Anything I've seen by "The Asylum", War, Robocop 3, Storm Tracker, and more to come.

Favorite Actors or Actresses:: Denzel Washington, Christian Bale, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Tom Hanks, Kate Winslet.

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Iron Man: Too Cool for School....

Today, when i was shopping for old comics at half price books (a poor man's comic book shop) i found a fucking goldmine.

That's right. Iron man. Special Issue #200.

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Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 8:02pm — No Comments (Add)

Made as soon as i learned it was his birthday. made this blog post to bring attention to it. Inspired by the "Coffy" poster. For some reason, when i uploaded the pic to the blogs, the size went down. For a bigger size, goto my picture gallery. Link to larger version:… Continue

Posted on February 24th, 2008 at 12:00pm — 6 Comments (Add)

Check out the newest video I made...

with my boi Sean. Sorry for using the blog system to promote my videos, but RYAN CORDERMAN and Serall feel the need to cram "Clerks" and every episode of "Bleach" into the video section (no offense guys).

Posted on February 10th, 2008 at 10:57pm — 1 Comment (Add)

Nolan says goodbye to Ledger

nEasily the most depressing thing I've ever read...

One night, as I'm standing on LaSalle Street in Chicago, trying to line up a shot for "The Dark Knight," a production assistant skateboards into my line of sight. Silently, I curse the moment that Heath first skated onto our set in full character makeup. I'd fretted about the reaction of Batman fans to a skateboarding Joker, but the actual result w…

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Posted on January 29th, 2008 at 8:15pm — 9 Comments (Add)

Okay. Seriously. F@CK iMOVIE!

Don't get me wrong, i am a Mac lover, but recently, iMovie is getting on my God damn nerves.

Last few weeks, I've been trying to complete a documentary for school, and i was just finishing up, when, you guessed it, the raw footage was detached from the file, and completely erased. 15 hours of work, gone, in the blink of an eye. All the footage was just moved into the trash and put back into the raw clips (the total footage was about 13.5 GB).

shit.

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Posted on January 13th, 2008 at 9:20pm — 8 Comments (Add)

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At 8:59am on July 23rd, 2008, Alex said…: Hey there Jason, just been talking to cyrus and he mentioned that you're into Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, i just got into it last weekend and its brilliant!

At 9:49am on July 19th, 2008, RENEGADE™ said…: Hello!
How has everything been?
Sorry I have not stopped by sooner to say hello.
I have been a bit busy.
Remember if you write to me I always do my best to write back! :)

So gave you heard about the possible Spill party in Austin Texas?
Find my group called "spill party?" to find out more info.

At 5:07pm on July 6th, 2008, Shawn Griffin said…: You're FAMOUS! You are a regular on the LEOGs... I'm so jealous...

At 12:13pm on July 1st, 2008, Aaron said…: I didn't see The Rocketeer but I keep hearing good things.

At 10:09pm on June 13th, 2008, spyro republic commando said…: what up long time no type

At 3:21pm on May 26th, 2008, Deadpool said…: Its pretty great!

But my compter blow up on me and now i'm stuck with the library and it's pretty hard not being noticed when you have tights on and knifes everywhere.

At 2:43pm on May 24th, 2008, Deadpool said…: What up Jason.

At 12:21am on May 22nd, 2008, The Ninja Shanise said…: I heard you on LEOG.

:D

and umm.....yeah.

I guess that's all I really have to say....

Oh! and I love the picture you made for Leon. it's awesome, you are really good!

At 10:56pm on May 14th, 2008, Deadpool said…: It was........amazing?
I recommend it.
I am happy they never talked to me because I would have been very out of it.

I was also fairly drunk.