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Carlyle Recommends: The Birth of Anime - Princess Iron Fan

Hey, THANKS for the heads up MDS. I need to read up on the history of this thing now. Sounds like there's a story involved.

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Carlyle Recommends: The Birth of Anime - Princess Iron Fan
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Hey gang - don't normally get around these parts, but wanted to share something with you that I found. I usually don't cross promote the sites I work for - but one of them has free legally streamab...

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Something for Cyrus

Yup. that's right. Gay.

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About Me:: Hey kids, it's me Carlyle. I'm just your standard, run of the mill animated movie reviewer. I enjoy watching movies, talking about movies, arguing about movies, dropping names of all my famous friends (that are in movies) and long walks on the beach. So if you're single, and a consenting adult (kids be sure to ask your parents what a consenting adult is), I'd love you to "Friend" me. You know you want to. Just click it. Click my little button. Come on. Click it. Just do it for daddy. Click me one time. Give me the the naughty "Friend"ing I deserve. Then be sure to check out my movie reviews and let me know what you think.

Just a few notes. I LOVE you guys. Absolutely love you. But due to my busy schedule as a freelance journalist I'm not always able to return messages or board posts. Trust me, I read THEM ALL, but I don't always (in fact I almost never) have time to respond. So please don't feel left out or offended if I don't get back to you. You're not being ignored. If you have a question for ASK CARLYLE, please leave it on the Comment Wall below. It makes it easier for me to find. Thanks for reading and watching guys. Our shadowy masters wouldn't sign our checks otherwise.

Porn Star Name!:: Massawyrm

All Time Favorite Movies:: The Seven Samurai, Battle Beyond the Stars, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Man on Fire, Can't Hardly Wait, Sky High, The Dirty Dozen

All Time Worst Movies:: Gummo, The Doom Generation, and about a thousand films that only I and the filmmaker's family have seen. Recent worsts include Daddy Day Camp, Bratz, and Codename: The Cleaner, Witless Protection, Over Her Dead Body, Meet the Spartans, and The Love Guru. And coming soon: Disaster Movie!

Favorite Actors or Actresses:: Right now I'm keeping an eye on Justin Long and Amanda Bynes, both of whom are really great, but are waiting for their BIG HIT to convince everyone else. Jonah Hill is a current fave, and I will watch Samuel L. Jackson read the phonebook, fight snakes or even star in The Man 2. I might not like it...but I'll watch it. Ving Rhames, Kevin Spacey, Edward Norton, George Clooney, Brad Pitt all round out modern all time favorites. I'm also a huge Claude Rains fan, and yes, I'm big into Lee Marvin.

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Top 10 (genre) films of 1982 Part 2! The Top 5!

5.) The Thing Director: John Carpenter Stars: Kurt Russell, Wilford "Diabeetis" Brimley Why a fave? While the rest of the horror community was busy ripping him off, John Carpenter was blazing new trails with this paranoid, horror remake of the Howard Hawks classic The Thing From Another World. The Thing set the new standard for remakes and to this day stands as… Continue

Posted on July 22nd, 2008 at 4:00pm — 17 Comments (Add)

The top 10 (genre) movies of 1982

This weekend on a a Couple of Cold Ones, Korey and I chatted about how this was the best geek year since 1982. Many of you, like Korey, are unfamiliar with the vast impact of just how cool that year was. Some incredible films came out that year - films many of us have in our DVD collections today. One year, one incredible year, gave us all this and it didn't matter what else was going on in the world. The whole wo… Continue

Posted on July 22nd, 2008 at 3:30pm — 20 Comments (Add)

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At 8:21pm on July 23rd, 2008, Jack said…: I was watching the Dark Knight a second time after listen to ACOCO and I think the guy who Harvey Dent threatens with a gun in the alley after the assassination attempt was Scarface, the villain you were talking about, because describe batman describe him just like you did.

At 4:54pm on July 23rd, 2008, BioSaber said…: for some reason you dont talk to me like the other 3 do

At 4:51pm on July 23rd, 2008, styx95 said…: go to my new dicussion please by the way you rule

At 4:42pm on July 23rd, 2008, SetsunaAngel99 said…: hey carlyle, have you ever seen the movie ghost in the shell

At 4:35pm on July 23rd, 2008, zoe said…: thanks for being my friend :)

At 2:17pm on July 23rd, 2008, zoe said…: hi carlyle you seem the funniest of spill

At 1:36pm on July 23rd, 2008, jarlabrelk said…: where's your 10 minute rant about the WGA gone? I really wanted to hear what you had to say about the whole mess.

At 10:35am on July 23rd, 2008, Diesel said…: Hey Carlyle,

I was listening to your latest couple of cold ones. You mentioned zack snyder's upcoming movie Watchmen which also turns out to be based on a graphic novel like 300. So I've gone and watched it's trailer and I gotta say it was freakin awsome, it's style is very similar to 300's trailer which kicked ass too. The only thing that sucks is that i'll have to wait till 2009 to watch the movie dammit :) .. too much anticipation, just like before 300 was out .. I am going to buy the watchmen graphic novel man coz it looks so cool and different ..
What did you think of the trailer though man? You gettin the same feeling or what :)?

At 1:30am on July 23rd, 2008, Nue said…: you think that new James Bond movie gonna be good?

At 1:06am on July 23rd, 2008, Russell said…: What no Class of 1984? See More Class of 1984 Various at IGN.com
it did come out during 1982 yet this shit is in a genre within itself