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About Me:: Nothing interestin' really.

Oh,
wait,
there is one thing.
Not so much interesting as it is just plain weird.

For reasons that, so far, seem to elude physicians & scientists alike, whenever I fart, it smells like fresh roses.
Now, my doctor has stated to me, (off the record, of course) that I shouldn't rule out the possibility that it may due to the idea that I may very well be the much prophesized Second Coming.
However, as it is evidenced by the sloppy, sloth-riddened girth of my fat ass (induced in major part by the amount of my life that I've wasted sitting on it in front of the computer, emptily commiseratin' with my fellow Spillophiles, posting girlfight videos on youtube & downloading onion-booty porn) I am not a person who shoulders responsibility all too well. Let alone leading an entire worldwide community out of sin.
Therefore,
I'm hoping that this enigmatic flatuent dilema o' mine is not a Divine bestowary & is somehow more of a result of my diet.
Otherwise,
I'm screwed.

As would be all of you.

Because, lemme tell you something,
if my pimp-ass is gonna go down ( or in this case, the proper term may be "up"),
I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can.
I can guarantee y'all, this time around,
there ain't gonna be none of this "Forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit.

All Time Favorite Movies:: Godfather, Good Will Hunting, House Of Flying Daggers, Yank My Doodle... It's Dandy (porn), Purple Rain, yadda yadda yadda, etc.

All Time Worst Movies:: Oh, I don't know. Trying to figure that out would require that I think back about all those movies in my past that have made me go "YEEARGH! Mine eyes! MINE EYES! Never before have mine eyes been struck with such a beastly excremental emission as afoul as such which they have now beheld! Fie!! Fie upon this cinematic Ragnarok & all the villianous miscreant minds who's shoulders bear the responsibilty of birthing & then releasing yon monstrous wormstool 'pon it's fair citizenry! Fie, I proclaim!".
That kind of mentality would only serve to take up memory cells for which I could otherwise use for other & more purposeful encephalomalactic means.
Therefore, I shan't waste vital psynapsal energies on such disadvantageous cognitations.

I shan't I tell you.

I simply shan't.

Favorite Actors or Actresses:: Aw geez.... I dunno.
I guess never really sat down & thought about it . I'm always so engrossed in things of a much more existential & ecumenical level, that rarely does my mind descend from it's galatical stratosphere to ponder upon such humble & deferential musings.

Y'know what?
Just stop askin' me stuff, 'kay?

As the title suggests, these are my top 5 favorite......

Posted on March 12th, 2008 at 6:08am — 111 Comments (Add)

At 5:05pm on July 12th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: Why thank you. But I'm afraid your 'Worst Movies' section is by far the funniest thing I've read on this site. :D

Ha ha! I have to admit a few times in 'real life' when I've thought something was funny I've said "lol," in the way described by your esteemed self.

At 3:04pm on July 12th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: Lol.

Also, I read your new 'About Me' (is it new, or am I just completely unaware of my surroundings?) and I el-oh-eled much.

At 2:58pm on July 12th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: I was always better at . . . not going. XD

Though I really think black holes would be a bigger problem. On the flip side, however, I've heard they're great girth-suckers.

At 2:41pm on July 12th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: :D I was worried you might have super-novaed or something. Can you super-nova? Damn, should have paid attention in science class . . .

*blush* Aw, thanks. And your stars are looking exceptionally bright today.

At 10:32pm on July 9th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: Mighty?

*echo*

Fu misses you . . . :(

At 11:03pm on June 19th, 2008, The Lil Beast said…: Sup The Mighty Celestail

i kinda see u haven't been on the site lately

At 4:17pm on June 7th, 2008, Je suis le President Charley said…: Ah, most excellent. I love a good ribbing. *lol*

Thanks for the welcome mat!!!!

At 2:39am on June 5th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: Aw, well, you know, I guess I can imagine it. And to that i say cuuuuuuute.

I've been pretty well, how about yourself?

At 4:38pm on June 4th, 2008, The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu said…: How signs of my eternal love be so horribly misconstrued? Damn you emoticons, DAMN YOU!!!!!

On another note, that's hilarious. XD