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T.G.R.I. 21, Male
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Hometown:
Logan, Ohio!
About Me:
I'm a "Motion Picture Production" major at Wright State University. Hope to be done with it by 2010 and then I'll go off to good old "Hollywood", become a big director who makes billions have dollars, have a pool full of jello/naked woman, and people will worship me as a GOD! Or I'll end up working second unit on local car dealerships TV ads in an attempt to pay off student loans.
Porn Star Name!:
Dickie Smalls (Also Doubles as my Rapper Name)
All Time Favorite Movies:
I don't have ONE favorite movie. I do have some that are on the peak of my list: Bulworth, Evil Dead, M, Crumb, Network, Boyz in the Hood, Naked Gun, Night of the Hunter, Fargo, Strangers on a Train, Pulp Fiction, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, It's a Wonderful Life, Taxi Driver, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Happiness...look, the list just goes on from there.
All Time Worst Movies:
I know it's a common answer among the geeks, but I'll have to say: Batman & Robin. Soooooo much talent and MONEY went into such a glob of crap. One big ol' toy ad (the directors own words). Most toy ads last about 30 seconds on a Saturday morning, this thing is over 2 hours (!) long. Why did this have to be over 2 hours? There's no story to really tell outside of Mr. Freeze (which is summed up in 30mins on the first season on Batman: TAS.) and the action scenes arn't even good. Also the sets look like they were built for a freakin' stage production of BATMAN: THE MUSICAL! Jesus Christ I hate this movie.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
I had an ex-girlfriend who was pretty good. I didn't even know her orgasms were fake till she told me at a party as she yelled drunkenly at the top of her lungs. Other than her? Well, I'll settle with Robert Mitchum. Damn, that is one creepy man.

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The Year of the Movies! July 23: Following Review

Following - **** (Solid Flick)

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Posted on July 23rd, 2008 at 2:30pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 22: Waitress Review

Waitress - * (Hated It)

I'll keep this simple: Do you with made-for-TV Lifetime movies? No? The don't watch this. The movie is about a southerbell who works at a dinner, has a terrible husband, and though her pies she gets out all her anger/fustration in her… Continue

Posted on July 22nd, 2008 at 2:30pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 21: The Hammer Review

The Hammer - *** (Not Bad)

With it being summer and a new $100+ million picture files into the multiplex week after week, it's rather refreshing to watch a nice ultra-low budget rom-com like The Hammer every once and a while. The movie is just a retelling of… Continue

Posted on July 21st, 2008 at 9:20am — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 20: Monster House Review

Monster House - **** (Solid Flick)

There are a handful of "scary kids movies" and most of them tend to lean more towards Kid than Scary by rounding off the edges of anything close to horror. I tend to think of movies like… Continue

Posted on July 19th, 2008 at 11:52pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 19: The Dark Knight Review

The Dark Knight - ***** (Kick Ass!)

I loved this fucking movie, but I am a little sick of hearing everyone sing it's prases over and over again so I'll keep this review VERY short. Cheers: Deep psychological story about ideas with well drawn characters brought to life by great acting and with some great action scenes throw in for good measure.… Continue

Posted on July 19th, 2008 at 2:58am — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 18: Help! Review

Help! - 0 (Shit Sandwich)

Have you ever watch a brilliant man take a shit in public? No? Well with the film Help! you can watch 4 brilliant men take one massive united shit! The movie was part of The Beatles four picture deal they had in the 60's, but the… Continue

Posted on July 18th, 2008 at 12:00am — 1 Comment (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 17: Batman & Mr Freeze: Subzero Review

Batman & Mr Freeze: Subzero - **** (Solid Flick)

Up until now, this was the only Batman movie I haven't watched. i remember there being an ad for it being before my Batman & Robin VHS, but for some reason I just never watched it and with THE DARK KNIGHT… Continue

Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 7:24pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 16: Man Bites Dog Review

Man Bites Dog - ***** (Kick Ass!)

Thank you Criterion Collection! Thank you for making such great abscond films available at my local Barnes and Noble. The latest find of mine is this little French fake-doc about a film crew who follow around a spree kille… Continue

Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 6:57pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 15: Peeping Tom Review

Peeping Tom - ***** (Kick Ass!)

In 1960 it was seen a "riske" to have a couple in a movie sharing the same bed. It was a time when sexuality wasn't talked about in movie, let alone shown in it's full sweat inducing glory. "Peeping Tom" came out at this time… Continue

Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 6:30pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 14: eXistenZ Review

eXistenZ - *** (Not Bad)

Has you ever thought what it would be like to be fucked in the ass while you play a video game? Well, no need to wonder about that any more b/c The Good Canadian David Crodenberg has a film to show you. The movie's about a new video… Continue

Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 5:49pm — 1 Comment (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 13: The Fanastic Planet Review

The Fantastic Planet - **** (Solid Flick)

The movie is like Planet of the Apes only the message about "people are humans too" works in Fanatic Planet. The movie is great, and just might make me become one of those Vegetarians-creatures I read things abo… Continue

Posted on July 13th, 2008 at 4:30pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 12: Hellboy II Review

Hellboy II - **** (Solid Flick)

They have done it. A sequel that's better than the first if not an everyday occurrence, and when it does happen it's such moment to bust out the band and start a parade. The first movie was enjoyable but not great. This does mo… Continue

Posted on July 12th, 2008 at 12:27am — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 11: Batman Gotham Knight Rating

Batman Gotham Knight - ** (Just *sigh*)

By now there is not anything I can say about this that has not already be said by The Spill Crew in on of their 109,082,99833333333,,,09.o reviews they have done on this already. Let me just say that I am a MAS… Continue

Posted on July 11th, 2008 at 5:20am — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 10: Cemetery Man Review

Cemetery Man - ***** (Kick Ass!)

Aside from Wall-E, so far this month movies for me have been extremely bland. I hit a bit of a dry spell that I desperately was trying to claw my way out of. Granted, I didn't help matter by watching movies like The Hott… Continue

Posted on July 10th, 2008 at 6:18pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 9: Arlington Road Rating

Arlington Road - ** (Just *sigh*)

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Posted on July 9th, 2008 at 3:30pm — 2 Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 8: Wanted Rating

Wanted - ** (Just *sigh*)

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Posted on July 8th, 2008 at 3:30pm — 1 Comment (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 7: Saw III Rating

Saw III - ** (Just *sigh*)

Got work to do so no review today. I'll be quick though. The movie has a lot of gore that's even more extrema than the last 2, but the "moral" is the same as the last: "People have choices." Continue

Posted on July 7th, 2008 at 3:28pm — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 6: The Hottie & Nottie Review

The Hottie and Nottie - 0 (Shit Sandwich)

Everything you've heard is right. This movie is shit. Shit! The movie tries to be a Farrley Bros. type comedy. A romantic twisted love story around gross out humor, but here it just doesn't work. The mora… Continue

Posted on July 6th, 2008 at 10:23pm — 1 Comment (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 5: Storytelling Review

Storytelling - ** (Just *sigh)

It's been awhile since I bought a movie I enjoyed. I've seen some good movies in theaters such as WALL - E but it's been about a month since I bought a real good DVD or VHS I actually enjoyed. So, in an attempt to see a good… Continue

Posted on July 5th, 2008 at 12:49am — No Comments (Add)

The Year of the Movies! July 4: Steal This Movie Review

Steal This Movie - ** (Just *sigh*)

This is a movie about the head of the "hippie" movement of the 60's: Abbie Hoffman. He was one crazy S.O.B. with good intentions to go out and change what he didn't see fit for the nation, but this movie is so damn fo… Continue

Posted on July 4th, 2008 at 1:33am — No Comments (Add)

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At 4:45pm on July 21st, 2008, Jessica said…
I saw the movie this weekend and love it... (see my blog post on my page... ) :)

Do you make any of your own movies? You should totally submit them to Fujifilm's ZSpotNow LA contest - Ning site, www.zspotnow.com. I do the PR for Fujifilm and we just launched the site and looking for cool movie submissions. Winner gets a VIP trip to LA and some other stuff..
At 5:46am on July 21st, 2008, DjGoldenGorilla said…
Hey thanks for the pick, Sorry i havent been responding, my father came back fro iraq. we where here celebrating. Hope you and your family are well. Soon ill be back doing rounds on the site as i used to do. Thanks for passing by. Take care
At 5:58pm on July 20th, 2008, PoopaPapaPalpatine said…
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At 4:32pm on July 19th, 2008, Scizhouse said…
yes it is fun to have friends

At 11:03am on July 19th, 2008, Chrissie F said…
its not out here yet! not for another five days :(. but i will definately be going!
At 7:49pm on July 18th, 2008, semaj said…
it wasnt that i didnt like gummo it just disturbed the crap outta me i had just watched it when i signed up for this.
your worst movie is funny as a up side down flamingo. i used to love batman and robin when i was little. god im glad i have a brain now.
At 5:11pm on July 15th, 2008, warstorm said…
the reason is that godzilla revenge sucks godzilla its about some kid and his dreams thats were godzilla is. and the parts with the robbers is just plain stupid along with baby godzilla.but that dose not mean
i hate godzilla. then there are other bad ones like final wars and godzilla( the remake) thanks for the hello
At 6:50pm on July 11th, 2008, DjGoldenGorilla said…
Just Passing By to Say Wassup!
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At 9:34pm on July 10th, 2008, Brownie said…
hell yeah he is dude. You got some sweet music on your page.
 
 

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