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Uh...,well I just got back from seeing Hellboy 2,and now I'm gonna review it. Well,"The Golden Army is,in other words,beautiful.There was never a moment in this movie,that I felt bored,it was just'a fun freakin' roller coaster all the way!Dose anyone know where I can get one of those tooth fairies?I'm thinkin' of sending one to Korey for Christmas.Anyways...,Hellboy 2,right.Um...,all I can say really is that I had a fun time at the movies.The only gripe I have is that the dialogue was kinda awkw… Continue

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Let met start off by saying I really enjoyed this film.If you like to a bunch of stuff get messed up and broken,this is the one for you.To put it bluntly,in the amount of time the Transformers took to fuck up the city in the last thirty somethin' mins.,it took Hancock about the first five mins. of the movie to do twice as much damage...,and it gose on for the whole first-half of the film.I really enjoyed and felt sorry for the unhappy,drunken hero.The "main" villian was kinda...,eh.I think I fel… Continue

So,all of you on the site have been bitching and whining about this new spoof movie,right?And then when it comes out,it's gona be number one in the box office.Don't kid yourselves,it's going to be number one.So when that happens,you guys are going to be writing reviews,or posting videos,about how much of a piece of shit it is,and in some point of that review,you'll say,"How is this shit numbuh one in the box office!?".How?HOW!?I'll tell you how!Because you dumb-asses are stupid enough,to go out… Continue

Well I saw 'The Incredible Hulk' on Friday,June 13th 2008,at 1:50p.m.,and I must say it was very (and I can't believe I'm saying this)...,smashing.I was never bored once during this entire film,and I praise all the nods to the old Bill Bixby television show,not to mention that great cameo by the Great Stan Lee.Over all,I'd give this movie a FULL PRICE

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