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Comment by Tabitha LeAnne on December 3, 2012 at 4:13pm

TWILIGHT IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE TO EVER HIT THEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Comment by David Ortega on November 30, 2012 at 7:42pm

Comment by Anthem on November 30, 2012 at 11:26am

So lets see, its just Korey, Leon and Co-Host. Now they lost the set to boot.

I bet you the next few reviews we see the removal of color outright and then its just some hand poppets smacking each other.

Comment by Ashley on November 26, 2012 at 8:35pm

Saw Breaking Dawn over the Thanks Giving holiday:

After a couple of missing scenes that I was hoping would be in the movie, I give breaking dawn a full price

Comment by Tom on November 21, 2012 at 5:16pm

Fuck, now I'm going to have to watch the first four just to see the last 15 minutes of the fifth one. 

Comment by John Lemus on November 21, 2012 at 8:59am

I am going to feel sorry for you guys when you have to review This bitch Stephenie Meyer's Sci-fi Alien Mormon movie The Host. 

Comment by Gothka13 on November 21, 2012 at 12:01am

Best of the 5 movies? I'll be the judge of that, especially when I have heard about this 'twist' at the end, which isn't a twist at all, but a 'cop out', I would say. Still, I'll see it, with one of free movie passes, so I don't have to pay money for it, around December when the Twitards will go away and I can riff it like it's nobody's business (quietly, that is). Also, the whole Jacob attracted to a baby, no matter how hard they try to make it look innocent, it is still creepy. The only person I look forward to seeing is Mustache Dad.

But at least this is the last fucking birthday I get to spend with fucking Twilight and can now go see movies again on my actual fucking birthday. Harry Potter should have never moved their movies around, but whatever.

Comment by Gift of the Magi on November 20, 2012 at 3:42pm

ugh....the only way this film was entertaining was in camp value (aka the Valtori overacting, the robes, the ability to swim from Washington to Italy IN 6 HOURS?????). Even the so-called 'cool' fight scene was ruined (SPOILERS!) because it was ONLY A DREAM!

Fuck you movie, books and fans! I have nothing but contempt for you.

Comment by AndrewWILLSONThe ShogunOfAustin on November 20, 2012 at 11:40am

Comment by Jon Riddle on November 20, 2012 at 10:46am

Emo Frankenstein and Hipster Wolf for the win!

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