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by Baba O' Riley
Tags: -, An, Hobbit:, Journey, Movie, More…Review, The, Unexpected
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I thought it was dull, went on too long, none of the dwarves had any character growth.
Truth be told, I'm pretty picky on the Lord of the rings movies for only a few reasons (don't get me wrong they are very good movies). the things that I dispise the most are: Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins (I really want to bitch slap Frodo across the face in all three films, because he complains about everything from"the ring is becoming to heavy Sam" to "were a long way from the Shire" (:( . Reason #2 I fuck'n hate Sam!! (I wish Golem kicked Sam in the crotch & ran for it) & is it just me or near the ending of The two towers, did Sam give Frodo a super gay look? (& yes I still think that moment in Clerks 2 about LOTR is still hilarious). Reason# 3: Since Gandalf can summon A bird(s), why doesn't he/&/or others fly them right to their destination instead of walking 52 miles on foot (if I was Gimli & I was trailing behind both Legolas & Strider that long I would be saying "guy's why did we not bring any horses"? The last problom I have........I don't really care for the Elves that much (Except for Hugo Weaving & Liv Tyler, they rule) & that's it. I saw the Hobbit (or how my friend & I like to call it for a few yucks "The Hoobit", makes it sound like something from Dr.Suess lol) a while ago & I thought was a good film (even though I found out that it's going to spread into three seperate episodes BULL- &- SHIT!! Fuck you Peter Jackson you money grubbing fat bastard!!!)
I Still think this film is a really good one being transported back to middle earth made my year. The scenery and scope of Jackson's vision is yet to be seen as there are 2 more movies
Number one reason to watch the hobbit ....... scrotum beards!
My Uncle Jose and I saw the 7:00 P.M. movie presentation of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in 2D last Saturday night.
Great review, team! I like the extra animation effort that's gone into the recent scripted video reviews lately, but this one seems a lot more natural, less scripted and captures the fun and personality of the team much better. Great work!
Oh, and The Hobbit was fantastic. Didn't get the opportunity to see the 48 FPS version here in Australia, but it was great regardless and I can't wait for more.
I saw this Christmas Eve at Universal Orlando, my question is the IMAX 3d version HFR or not?
As for the movie I thought it was awesome but you need to see on different formats than normal. I don't think I would have enjoyed this in my normal theater. That scene where everyone is on the bridge falling gave a slight case of vertigo and the scenes with Golum, amazing. It's like they gave him skin so he actually looks like he's actually there vs. the Trolls seen earlier and his sequence awesome. The one thing that I'll give this over the LotR trilogy is closure. I absolutely hated the cliffhangers the of the first trilogy, here it ends you feel the story of our characters at this junction has reached its conclusion and that the end for now. It's most definitely a high full price from me.
you guys have the most critical fans on the planet. good review
Im not too big of a fan of this review. Took like 3 minutes to get to actual review when I was actually curious though I suppose I can listen to the audio review. I felt like a lot of the jokes in this one came flying at me a million miles per hour. Its alright to have a few quick jokes but a bit of build up would be nice. Also I don't know why but the whole staring into the camera and head gestures come off as more fake.
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