Okay, woah, woah, woah... Now how many Slendermen are there? Perhaps you're his slenderwife, or slenderdad. Or maybe his second slender cousin twice slender removed? Also, what's with the suit? Is it the source of your slender powers? Is it a loan from satan? I mean I'm not saying you don't look stylish, but aren't you scared of getting your best armani dirty out there in the woods?