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Comment by The Host on January 2, 2013 at 1:09am

Comment by KoreyasKevinSorbo on March 16, 2012 at 1:41am

I was on a buss ride to Las Vegas to see BSU thrash the Rebels and the guy in charge lets his girlfriend pick the movie, to my horror she put in zookeeper. I would only look up every once in a while to observe its awfulness and wow it was hard/easy to look away. As you guys pointed out why should I feel anything for a lead character that has two hot women vying for him while he complains about having a kick ass job he should enjoy. My brother in law is unfortunately a fan of Kevin James & Adam Sandler. If you enjoyed this or paul blart FSM bless you more power to ya but i give it some ol'e BULLSHIT 

Comment by Burn Victim on July 27, 2011 at 10:45am

you can tell Cyrus wrote the summary

Comment by Mathew Seaman on July 24, 2011 at 4:28pm

Also, King of Queens needs to be put back on the air. Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, and Crystal the monkey all need to sue Kevin James for ripping off box office successes like Doctor Dotlittle, Night of the Museum, and Night at the Museum 2. And I feel very sorry for the asian guy from Transformers 3 being in it. And his character is named Venom? The only Venom I know is the one from Spider-Man. To quote AVGN. Fuck this movie! Fuck it to hell! And fuck it to the damnation of mankind! Its worse than Sucker Punch.

Comment by Mathew Seaman on July 24, 2011 at 4:11pm

They should have called this piece of crap "Paul Blart: Zookeeper" At least Mall Cop had jokes that made me laugh. This movie looks like a rip-off of Night at the Museum and Doctor Dotlittle. Whatever happened to Kevin James starring in decent films like Monster House and Barnyard? Well, at least there is hope for him being in Sony Pictures Animation's next film with Adam Sandler voicing a fucking vampire.

Comment by Zeke on July 22, 2011 at 7:06am

I'm seriously starting to get tired of how y'all always complaining how unattractive guys always get hot girls, I mean sure this is the appropriate case to bring it up considering Kevin James' character didn't have any charm to him, but we're all people with different personalities... women aswell, also attractive ones.

It just annoys me how y'all always gotta be so subjective 'bout it.

Comment by NeonHero on July 17, 2011 at 11:59pm

Yeah, a 'Fuck You' might be a bit critical. Very predictable, but I chuckled a couple times. I watched it with my little brother and sister and they really seemed to like it. Not a movie I'd watch alone or even with my friends, but kids love talking animals, and they aren't as cinematically bedraggled as the rest of us. I gave it a low 'Rental'.

Comment by Joe Rios on July 16, 2011 at 8:58pm

What the hell Korey!! I usually go with you on your FUCK YOUS, I thought Little Foukers well deserved it but come on, this movie didnt deserve a fuck you. Have you not seen Furry Vengence, NOW that movie was BAAAAD! If there is a lower rating than a FUCK YOU then give it to that movie. I thought this was an ok movie, not the best but certaintly no fuck you, I'm just surprised that a movie like this would piss you off so bad.

Comment by Salty the Beast on July 11, 2011 at 8:58pm

My reviüü: http://saltythebeastblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/movie-review-zookeepe...

Comment by KingpinLarry on July 11, 2011 at 12:07am

Actually Fear Factor is coming back on the Sci-fi channel.

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