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Rock of Ages, This Means War, A Thousands Words. What do these three films all have in common. They are on my list of the worst films of 2012.

The year overall has been pretty good I must say. However this isn't the blog where I took about the good. This is the blog where I talk about the shit of 2012.

I haven't seen all of the bad films of 2012 like Paranormal Activity 4 or One for the Money. So I don't want to hear how come so & so isn't on here. That being said here's my list.

5.The Five- Year Engagement

This embodies what I hate about certain comedies. Firstly, it not funny enough to be over 2 hours. The premise isn't strong enough for this to be over 2 hours. Add all of this up and you have what I believe to be one of the most boring, dull, bland & uninteresting films of the year. 

4.That's My Boy

Fuck you Adam Sandler, here is a film where we have incest, pedophilia & statutory rape as are comedy.In the words of Richard Roeper about this film "an ugly, tasteless, deadly and mean-spirited piece of filmmaking,”. Couldn't say better myself.

3.Rock of Ages

I have bitch about this to many times and I'm tired of it. Just listen to the Spill Crew review(Leon's,Co-Host's & Cyrus's opinion) for this abortion to musical's. Sums it beautifully & perfectly.

2.Wrath of the Titans

This is special because it's the first movie I saw in the theater and walked out the theater. Nothing about this remotely passable let alone better than the first one. Bad acting, bad directing, bad writing. Just bad everything.

1.Battleship

Oh my fucking god I hated this piece of shit. Nothing prepared me for this. It's reach's on a level of god awfulness that is shocking. Everything in this is lazy, unoriginal, piss poor & just unbearable to endure. If you're going make a movie based on a board game at least make fun. Not bland, dull, unremarkable in every way.

I hope this list inspired you not to seek this titles out. If I can stop at least one of you I feel I would have done my job.

Make sure to read #10-6 & then later this week my best of 2012. Believe me, it's much better than this list.

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Comment by Chris james on December 24, 2012 at 5:47pm

I haven't seen alot of bad movies this year, but my top top 3

1. A Thousand Words

2. Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengance

3. Total Recall

Comment by Crispy Cunt Christian on December 24, 2012 at 4:44am

Alex cross and cosmopolis are my worst movies of the year.

Comment by Cropsey on December 23, 2012 at 5:08pm

Question. Do ya'll go into these movies knowing they're gonna be bad and enjoy them on that level? I mean who goes to the theatre to see Chernobyl Diaries or One for the money? No offence:)

Comment by Cropsey on December 23, 2012 at 4:53pm

Have only seen one film on your list, but it was also my worst... 

Battleship. Wow. Brooklynn Decker officially cannot act... at all. 

Was it just me or did anyone else feel they tried to hedge their bets on this film?

It was so bad, it could be watched as a spoof. That would be a very convenient way for the director to hide the fact that this is a god awful film with mindless script that doesn't make any sense, woeful attempts at comedy and some of the worst acting you'll see in a cinema release.

In other words very Michael Bay-ish:)

Comment by TAGibby4 on December 23, 2012 at 3:45pm

Yup. Those are some pretty big stinkers. Now I kinda feel bad for getting my dad Wrath of the Titans for Christmas. Ah well.

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