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Comment by The Classic Pranksta on March 8, 2009 at 10:47pm

"I suggested that they use me for the part of old man Brad Pit in Benjamin Button and they tell me to go get the wig from the wig room. Then they locked the door. The are just jealous that I look better than him. What do you think Miley?"

Silence

"I do not look like an older version of Kent! I WILL FIGHT YOU!"

Comment by Jeremy on March 8, 2009 at 12:05pm

"I would make a joke about giving head, but that would be too obvious."

Comment by MiCaH on March 7, 2009 at 9:50pm

I've got it..House of Wax 2: The Heart Melter.

Comment by MiCaH on March 7, 2009 at 9:41pm

Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you've got fine written all over you.

Comment by Jeremy on March 7, 2009 at 4:33pm

"Come with me to the land of oz, and ask the wizard for a heart."

Comment by Aaron on March 6, 2009 at 12:17pm

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Comment by Aaron on March 6, 2009 at 12:16pm

"So, have you ever been with a real head before?"

and

"What's it like to be just a head?"

Comment by xclusivetib03 on March 6, 2009 at 9:23am

im going to ask you one more time....nicely....give me my McRib back.

Comment by Caliban on March 6, 2009 at 7:39am

"If I hear one more joke about blow jobs I'm going to kill myself"

Comment by Caliban on March 6, 2009 at 7:27am

"Sorry, we're out of toilet-paper"

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