Riding the wave of shameless media frenzy band-wagoning, a highly professional team of wealthy Hollywood experts and I decided to cast The Watchmen movie, as seen through the lens of Spill.com.
In
HD.
Enjoy.
Predator as
Doctor Manhattan.

"
A big butt and a small butt contain the same type of particles. Structurally there's no discernible difference."
The Propayne as
Ozymandias.

"
I don't mind being the sexiest man on this site, I just wish it wasn't this site..."
"Possibly Cajun, must investigate further."
MDS as
The Comedian.

"
You fanboys are a joke! You watch The Dark Knight, you think 'Oh boy! Let's go see it again, because now it's in IMAX!' You think that matters? You think that solves anything?!
... Now who wants ice cream?"
Gerald Harvey Peckinpah as
Nite Owl II.

"
Listen, I've had it! Who the Hell do you flamers think you are?! You live off people while insulting them, nobody complains because they think you're a bunch of Goddamned imbeciles!"
Sketched Lilly as
Silk Spectre II.

"
I'm used to logging on at 3AM and seeing something stupid."
Chig Champa as
Rorschach.

"
All the attention whores and trolls will look up, and shout 'save us!'
And I'll look down and whisper,
'go fuck yourselves.' "
Tessa as
Silk Spectre I.

"
Everyday, new horror movies look a little bit dumber,
but the ones in the past, even the crappy ones, well, they just keep on getting better all the time."
Je Suis President Charley as
Nite Owl I.

"
Hey, watch with the language! This is the left hook that floored Ultrakid, remember?"
Also featuring the talents of:
Kizmania as Hooded Justice.
The Rootman as Captain Metropolis.
Derrick D as Mothman.
Metal Virgin as Silhouette.
Q as Dollar Bill.
Jon Chicago's Mindfreak as Moloch The Mystic.
Art Vandelay as Bernard.
Lil' Beast as Bernie.
The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu as Janey Slater.
Andrew as Wally Weaver.
Ghostwriter as Professor Glass.
Meddle as Dr. Malcolm Long.
Scrivs as Gloria Long.
Rusty Shackelford as The Big Figure.
Silver Surfer Forever as Laurence.
Movielord101 as Michael.
Moxie as Dolores Shairp.
Buzkill as Sylvia Kovacs.
Co-Host 3000 as Hector Godfrey.
Ryan Corderman as Seymour.
David Bowie as David Bowie.
Meksicano as Detective Steven Fine.
Chilly as Detective Joe Bourquin.
Supermanx1 as Laurence Schexnayder.
Pesky Dragonlady M as Bubastis.
Corey Vire as Doug Roth.
Antithesis as Richard Nixon.
Korey,
Leon,
Cyrus, and
Carlyle as Hira Manish, Norm Leith, Whitaker Furness, and Max Shea.
Kent as The Squid.
Poopa Papa Palpatine as The Survivor from The Black Freighter.
Conejita as the pregnant Vietnamese woman.
Renegade as Dr. Manhattan's government handler.
Panda as Ozymandias' failed assassin.
Rhea as the butch lesbian.
Ms. B as the skinny lesbian.
Nightmare as Topknot.
LaChicky as Topknot's girlfriend.
Savage as Happy Harry.
Sergio as Mulhearney.
Dr. Jay as the Priest at Edward Blake's funeral.
Sabretooth as Sylvia Kovacs' customer.
Shangrila as the cafeteria prisoner killed by Rorschach.
Mike as the man whose fingers are broken by Rorschach.
Deadpool as the dog owning child murderer.
Lab Rat as Fred the dog.
Hexx as Barney the dog.
Iron Man as the dead multiple rapist.
Superkavi,
Punisher 227, and
Jack Burton as Ozymandias' servants.
Grigori Rasputin as
Alan Moore.

"
This is stupid. I don't approve of any of this. Please take my name off the project."
My thanks goes out to those of you who helped.
You know who you are!
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