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Riding the wave of shameless media frenzy band-wagoning, a highly professional team of wealthy Hollywood experts and I decided to cast The Watchmen movie, as seen through the lens of Spill.com.
In HD.
Enjoy.
Predator as Doctor Manhattan.
The Propayne as Ozymandias.
"Possibly Cajun, must investigate further."
MDS as The Comedian.
... Now who wants ice cream?"
Gerald Harvey Peckinpah as Nite Owl II.
Sketched Lilly as Silk Spectre II.
Chig Champa as Rorschach.
And I'll look down and whisper,
'go fuck yourselves.' "
Tessa as Silk Spectre I.
but the ones in the past, even the crappy ones, well, they just keep on getting better all the time."
Je Suis President Charley as Nite Owl I.
Also featuring the talents of:
Kizmania as Hooded Justice.
The Rootman as Captain Metropolis.
Derrick D as Mothman.
Metal Virgin as Silhouette.
Q as Dollar Bill.
Jon Chicago's Mindfreak as Moloch The Mystic.
Art Vandelay as Bernard.
Lil' Beast as Bernie.
The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu as Janey Slater.
Andrew as Wally Weaver.
Ghostwriter as Professor Glass.
Meddle as Dr. Malcolm Long.
Scrivs as Gloria Long.
Rusty Shackelford as The Big Figure.
Silver Surfer Forever as Laurence.
Movielord101 as Michael.
Moxie as Dolores Shairp.
Buzkill as Sylvia Kovacs.
Co-Host 3000 as Hector Godfrey.
Ryan Corderman as Seymour.
David Bowie as David Bowie.
Meksicano as Detective Steven Fine.
Chilly as Detective Joe Bourquin.
Supermanx1 as Laurence Schexnayder.
Pesky Dragonlady M as Bubastis.
Corey Vire as Doug Roth.
Antithesis as Richard Nixon.
Korey, Leon, Cyrus, and Carlyle as Hira Manish, Norm Leith, Whitaker Furness, and Max Shea.
Kent as The Squid.
Poopa Papa Palpatine as The Survivor from The Black Freighter.
Conejita as the pregnant Vietnamese woman.
Renegade as Dr. Manhattan's government handler.
Panda as Ozymandias' failed assassin.
Rhea as the butch lesbian.
Ms. B as the skinny lesbian.
Nightmare as Topknot.
LaChicky as Topknot's girlfriend.
Savage as Happy Harry.
Sergio as Mulhearney.
Dr. Jay as the Priest at Edward Blake's funeral.
Sabretooth as Sylvia Kovacs' customer.
Shangrila as the cafeteria prisoner killed by Rorschach.
Mike as the man whose fingers are broken by Rorschach.
Deadpool as the dog owning child murderer.
Lab Rat as Fred the dog.
Hexx as Barney the dog.
Iron Man as the dead multiple rapist.
Superkavi, Punisher 227, and Jack Burton as Ozymandias' servants.
Grigori Rasputin as Alan Moore.
My thanks goes out to those of you who helped.
You know who you are!
In HD.
Enjoy.
Predator as Doctor Manhattan.
The Propayne as Ozymandias.
"Possibly Cajun, must investigate further."
MDS as The Comedian.
... Now who wants ice cream?"
Gerald Harvey Peckinpah as Nite Owl II.
Sketched Lilly as Silk Spectre II.
Chig Champa as Rorschach.
And I'll look down and whisper,
'go fuck yourselves.' "
Tessa as Silk Spectre I.
but the ones in the past, even the crappy ones, well, they just keep on getting better all the time."
Je Suis President Charley as Nite Owl I.
Also featuring the talents of:
Kizmania as Hooded Justice.
The Rootman as Captain Metropolis.
Derrick D as Mothman.
Metal Virgin as Silhouette.
Q as Dollar Bill.
Jon Chicago's Mindfreak as Moloch The Mystic.
Art Vandelay as Bernard.
Lil' Beast as Bernie.
The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu as Janey Slater.
Andrew as Wally Weaver.
Ghostwriter as Professor Glass.
Meddle as Dr. Malcolm Long.
Scrivs as Gloria Long.
Rusty Shackelford as The Big Figure.
Silver Surfer Forever as Laurence.
Movielord101 as Michael.
Moxie as Dolores Shairp.
Buzkill as Sylvia Kovacs.
Co-Host 3000 as Hector Godfrey.
Ryan Corderman as Seymour.
David Bowie as David Bowie.
Meksicano as Detective Steven Fine.
Chilly as Detective Joe Bourquin.
Supermanx1 as Laurence Schexnayder.
Pesky Dragonlady M as Bubastis.
Corey Vire as Doug Roth.
Antithesis as Richard Nixon.
Korey, Leon, Cyrus, and Carlyle as Hira Manish, Norm Leith, Whitaker Furness, and Max Shea.
Kent as The Squid.
Poopa Papa Palpatine as The Survivor from The Black Freighter.
Conejita as the pregnant Vietnamese woman.
Renegade as Dr. Manhattan's government handler.
Panda as Ozymandias' failed assassin.
Rhea as the butch lesbian.
Ms. B as the skinny lesbian.
Nightmare as Topknot.
LaChicky as Topknot's girlfriend.
Savage as Happy Harry.
Sergio as Mulhearney.
Dr. Jay as the Priest at Edward Blake's funeral.
Sabretooth as Sylvia Kovacs' customer.
Shangrila as the cafeteria prisoner killed by Rorschach.
Mike as the man whose fingers are broken by Rorschach.
Deadpool as the dog owning child murderer.
Lab Rat as Fred the dog.
Hexx as Barney the dog.
Iron Man as the dead multiple rapist.
Superkavi, Punisher 227, and Jack Burton as Ozymandias' servants.
Grigori Rasputin as Alan Moore.
My thanks goes out to those of you who helped.
You know who you are!
Comment
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Comment by Dexter on April 29, 2009 at 7:19pm - kent at as the squid LOL
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Comment by MyWifeDave on April 5, 2009 at 12:16pm - God I want to see thata sex scene. . . Say is this gonna hit IMAX?
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Comment by The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu on March 26, 2009 at 1:48pm -
Oh, Gorrammit, I'm nothing like--
*cough cough hack* Someone get me my SMOKES!!!!
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Comment by Conejita on March 18, 2009 at 9:57pm -
My scene was teh sex....
Heck...I think that chick was about as tall as me....
:/
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Comment by PREÐATOR on March 11, 2009 at 4:21am - YEEEES!!!
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Comment by Chig Champa on March 8, 2009 at 2:51am -
We're talking about Spillmen, which is an entirely different movie from Zack Snyder's Watchmen.
..... And quit your bitching, that movie was great....
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Comment by MDS on March 7, 2009 at 7:55pm - Well, now that the movie is finally out there to see. (And I saw it) I'm sort of GLAD I 'got killed' in the first 5min. Saves me from having to sit through the entire thing again.
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Comment by Ilmena on March 5, 2009 at 2:43pm -
you remember that scene in prison with Rorschach and his Psychiatrist
"You keep making blog posts. I dont like you"
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Comment by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on March 4, 2009 at 4:13pm -
That'll do Chig...That'll do.
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Comment by MetalVirgin™ on March 2, 2009 at 3:43pm - Yay! I'm a lesbian!...I loves me the ladies! Chig this was hilarious!
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