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Nicolas Cage just keeps distancing himself further and further from his Oscar win for “Leaving Las Vegas” back in 1995. He kicks off another disappointing year of quirky movie selection with “Season of the Witch,” originally slated for release about 9 months ago. This supernatural thriller where he plays a 1300s Crusader and gets involved in some sort of black magic. Needless to say, go see “Little Fockers” again.
Speaking of 2010, most theaters will finally be receiving “Country Strong” this week; whether it comes with any sort of awards season heat though is yet to be seen.Gwyneth Paltrow’s vehicle as a fading country music star in desperate need of rehab looks a little corny and cliched, but would you rather see “Season of the Witch?” My guess is no.
What I will be seeing this weekend? Country Strong
January 14
“The Green Hornet” was going to be a fanboy favorite, despite the casting of Seth Rogen as the title character.Then some footage was released at Comic-Con, and everyone saw that it was just a typical Rogen slacker humor-a-thon. They got angry, but I got happy. I love Seth Rogen’s shenanigans, and I’m happy to see him move them to some genre other than gross-out comedy.
Is it possible for a movie’s trailer to get more coverage than the movie itself? That’s likely the case for “The Dilemma,” a comedy of best friends, secrets, and infidelity strangely directed by Academy Award-winner Ron Howard. With the use of the word gay, the trailer sparked an uproar and plenty of discussion on the power of words in society. Apparently the joke stayed in the movie, and while I won’t head to the movie just to see that, I’ll probably hit it some other time once I’ve knocked out my mandatory 2010 viewing.
Also worth noting: “Rabbit Hole” should be getting a wide expansion this weekend. As for other 2010 movies just seeing release in the new year, there’s also “Barney’s Version,” the dramedy starring Paul Giamatti, Minnie Driver, Rosamund Pike, and Dustin Hoffman. All those names together can’t be too bad.
Opening as well is “Every Day” with Liev Schrieber, Carla Gugino, and Helen Hunt in a rare appearance. But given the no-name distributors, it’s going to be a while before it hits anywhere other than New York or Los Angeles. And for all environmentalists out there, “Plastic Planet” looks at how safe plastic really is.
What I will be seeing this weekend? The Green Hornet
January 21
“No Strings Attached” looks like a suitable romantic comedy. Starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher, the movie tells the story of two lovers who only want a physical connection – in other words, the flip side of the coin of “When Harry Met Sally.” It’s directed by Ivan Reitman, who helmed old classics like “Stripes” and “Ghostbusters” but also new stinkers like “Evolution” and “My Super-Ex Girlfriend.” All I can say is that this had better not be for Natalie Portman what “Norbit” was for Eddie Murphy.
If “The Way Back” didn’t look interesting and gritty as you-know-what, I’d probably joke that it’s the “Defiance” of 2010/2011. But alas, I can’t poke fun at this trailer.
What I will be seeing this weekend? The Way Back
January 28
Hey, look! It’s another movie starring Jason Statham and a gun! In other words, you’ve probably seen “The Mechanic” before. As for other retreads, there’s another Catholic Church conspiracy theory movie combined with an exorcism movie. Top it off with a little creepy Anthony Hopkins, and you get “The Rite!”
“From Prada to Nada” opens also in limited release, but this Jane Austen wannabe tale looks entirely dismissable. Unless, of course, you want to see Carmen from “Spy Kids” all grown up.
What will I be seeing this weekend? The Mechanic
So, what’s the verdict on January? Are you going to don the glasses for “The Green Hornet” or just see “TRON: Legacy” again?
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Comment by Paul Monroe on December 25, 2010 at 10:09am Season of the Witch ? Maybe .
The Green Hornet and Country Strong? Probably not.
The Mechanic? For sure.
Transformer 3? Count me in. ( I don't care what critics say - it's stronger than me the fact that I like metal crashing on metal).
Comment by Ian on December 24, 2010 at 1:09pm Green Hornet is going to be one of the following three:
a) A critical success, like October 2010's Red, that should gross well.
b) An O.K. movie, one that will score around a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes.
c) A stinker, and just another movie to add to the list of terrible January releases.
I want this to be good, especially since it is blessed with the presence of Christoph Waltz as its villain. However, the trailer is not getting me pumped. Hopefully, it breaks the typical "January releases suck" mold and delivers on both action and comedy.
Comment by Nikoniko9 on December 23, 2010 at 1:12am
Comment by masterofthematrix91 on December 20, 2010 at 12:05pm Country Strong is embarrassing to watch for me. When i see the trailer, i see places that are literally 10 min away from me. -_- Green Hornet is the only thing that i am lookin forward to, and even that is iffy.
Comment by JJPhel on December 20, 2010 at 5:37am oh I thought there's nothing to look forward to in January. Get ready for another Bride Wars January next year folks with the exeption of Green Hornet i'm interested in that
Comment by MrArmistice on December 19, 2010 at 9:53pm I haven't gone to see a movie released in January for years. But I might have to go see The Way Back. Peter Weir is a gangster he won't put out a shit movie for anybody. Great post man.
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