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What are a couple of your Cold Ones?

Imagine you had your own film podcast - broadcast to thousands if not millions of geek hungry fans. Which cold brews would you choose?

Note: wine coolers and bitch drinks do not count.

1) Guinness

Mmmmm, I'm a dark stout kind of guy. It's bittersweet yet refined taste would make gabbing about movies and things all the more smoother - and you might just spring another chest hair or two during your top 5 or Dark Knight obsessed emails...

2) Bud Light w/ Lime

I hope I'm not alone with this one. Sure, lots of popular drinks have tried to karate chop their product with exotic fruits in hopes to reinvent their sales. Regardless of the ploy, this stuff is delicious. One can only imagine how many satisfied "aahs" would be heard.

3) Saranac Pomegranate Wheat

For one, its delicious. For two, its nutricious. You have the rich antioxidant properties chock with healthy wheat carb how-do-you-do. And third - it's got a bear juggling pomegranates while donning aviator sunglasses. What better taste to enjoy while screaming how much you love older, white women and just how numb your ass got while attending a 24 hour movie marathon. Not sure how available this product is, but those on the upper East Coast will know what I speak of.

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Comment by David on February 28, 2009 at 3:53pm: Moloson Canadian.

Comment by v3nd3774 on February 28, 2009 at 3:40pm: I would have to go with corona, for a cold one it can't be beat. Good night in with mexican food, corona, and a few mates. Limes good at the start of the night also.

Comment by PC_Load_Letter on February 28, 2009 at 11:30am: Nothing beats a Guinness Extra Stout.

/end discussion.

Comment by Liberate29 on February 28, 2009 at 8:47am: Not really picky, and sticking to the national product:

3) Cerveza Aguila: Cheap and tasty.
2) Brava: With the alchohol percentage of Aguardiente
1) Club Colombia: Just like the add says it "Perfecta"