Update on Future Plans and Monsters Vs. Aliens Plot Summary

Well, the reason I am doing this blog post is to address the credibility of my review of Monsters Vs. Aliens in 3D! by just saying a few words before I get off for the night.

I will start by recounting what happened with getting photos to prove to you guys that i wasn't B***S******out my butt. What happened is I was getting photos of the theater outside where I was going to see the Monsters Vs. Aliens. I was stopped by security who thought I was taking footage of the inside when I was just getting the sign that just said the theaters name. I did not think however to ask my friend to hold up the pass which were 3 papers that clearly allow me and my friend to pass. So I am apologizing for not having some photos to prove to the few cynical people who think I didn't see the movie. I will not name the user but he did post a legitimate comment.

Update: I am doing this update to explain the plot to Monsters Vs. Aliens to let people know what the plot is all about including all of the important jokes that many of the audience members seem to like. WARNING-This going to reveal major plot lines and more importantly expose some of the later jokes in the movie so if you are interested in see this movie then be patient until the end of the month or when some tight-ass critic (except the spill crew...love your reviews) to post up a review of the movie since I saw a few critic over in the theater I saw the movie. To get a summary of the beginning see my updated review of the movie, it eventually pans to outer space to Gallaxhar who finds a material call Quantoneium (Don't know if that is how you would spell it) to help create clones of himself to build an empire within his image. He sends one of his Robot Probes (the one you saw in the trailer) to retrieve this power material from a planet call Earth.

From that point, the two stereotypical couple from the 50's monster movies take notice of the robot with an unexpected twist with the jock being carry by a tiny little girl where they notice the ship and scream. The humans take awareness towards this so-called alien ship so the President approaches the ship by playing electronic piano to communicate with the alien ship. This leads into (its so bad joke that it is funny) him playing the Beverly Hills Cop Theme which is unexpected by not in a good way. Well the robot kind of share my feelings by wanting to crush that little annoying toy in half and by then all hell breaks loose. The president showing how much of an idiot he his, he basically goes "NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY!" takes a big ass cannon (its a pistol) and just fires at it. It really idiotic but funny at the same time.

The president then has a war room meeting where you have to scan every part of your body to enter (i have to admit was a really good joke) and they tried to figure how to take the alien ship down which leads to president almost pushes a big red button to get coffee which turn out to be a launch button for nuclear war. It is a confusing joke but it really is a visual gag that works quite well. General Monger gives him an idea to use monsters as a way to destroy the robot threat.

I will continue to finish the plot, (if you want to know the character's bio go to another blog post call Monsters Vs. Aliens: Character Profiles) the general address the broad which monsters he will use to defeat this robot which leads to another gag that involves a secretary screaming about three times when introducing the monsters and finally ending with the president acting like enormous idiot by scream like a little girl. Susan (on the other hand) tries to find a way to turn back to normal size thorough Dr. Cockroach Ph.D (Hugh Laurie) along with learning who these creatures were. The general then tells them that if they stop the robot that they can win their freedom. By this point, this is where Susan (Reese Witherspoon) gets really annoying to me for saying every two seconds about how she wants a normal life with Derrick.

So to put to ya in the short version, the movie has the occasionally of ups and downs for the characters trying to be a part of normal life along with some big action set pieces that go from San Fransisco to in Madusdo and finally the monsters against an entire army of incredibly retard versions of Gallaxhar on his mother ship. It leads into one of my favorite jokes with Gallaxhar saying we come in peace but really we are here to destroy you and then enslave the remainder of the human race while people can heard him speak. So that's the movie in a nutshell so i hope the plot doesn't sound like from the trailers but to get to my future plans.

From now on, I will post photos of the theater I go to see movies in my next review and provide evidence that I have a ticket for the film i am seeing in what i call the aftermath report which is a blog post full of photos and just a full info box describing them like this,

yep my ticket of watchmen (i will get a better photo before Saturday or my review) so i hope you guys will enjoy my future reviews and I promises everyone that I will provide evidence next time that I am seeing movies in advance screenings so that I am not talking out of my ass.

Later! :)