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Top 10 signs you're watching a low brow film
10. A guy stares at boobs, gets distracted and ends up making a mistake or saying the wrong thing.
9. Someone's hit in the balls or head more than once.
8. There's a joke about feces, vomit or urine.
7. Every gay man is a sexual deviant and doesn't just have sex with other gay men, comes onto straight men and even animals.
6. You got a midget.
5. Someone mistakes a bodily fluid something else (like piss for lemonade) and another person tells the first person, "That's not lemonade!" and the first person does a spit take.
4. The setup and punchline to a joke is that someone is suddenly hit by a car. (The end of all the Scary Movies)
3. Animals are humping. (The dog humping the duck in Click)
2. A baby or an old person does something offensive like flip the bird, being racist, doing drugs, etc.
1. Someone sneezes or farts and a huge amount of mucus or gas come out.
9. Someone's hit in the balls or head more than once.
8. There's a joke about feces, vomit or urine.
7. Every gay man is a sexual deviant and doesn't just have sex with other gay men, comes onto straight men and even animals.
6. You got a midget.
5. Someone mistakes a bodily fluid something else (like piss for lemonade) and another person tells the first person, "That's not lemonade!" and the first person does a spit take.
4. The setup and punchline to a joke is that someone is suddenly hit by a car. (The end of all the Scary Movies)
3. Animals are humping. (The dog humping the duck in Click)
2. A baby or an old person does something offensive like flip the bird, being racist, doing drugs, etc.
1. Someone sneezes or farts and a huge amount of mucus or gas come out.
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