If it's crap ... We'll tell you
We all have our individual favorites, sure. We may disagree on what's the funniest rant the Triple K and his robot buddy have gone off on and we may flame each other for other's opinions. But today, I implore you to lay down your arms and pay tribute to God's motherfucking gift to mankind, Let's Do This.
Basically what I'm saying is don't bitch me out because I didn't put your favorite on here. Leave a comment (for the 3 people that might read this) giving your top 10, 5 or fuck, just your favorite tangent these 2 crazy bastards have gone off on. If you want to listen to these specific tangents, go to the Lost Audio section of Spill that a member set up, it has literally every episode of every podcast and every audio review ever put up on spill. And now... to the list.
Number 10: A Very He-Man Christmas
What happens when Co-host and Korey rediscover one of the weirdest goddamn christmas specials of all time? Bullshit all up in yo grill, that's what happens. From Korey's glass-shattering Skeletor voice to obvious and weird-ass plot holes in video, this rant is filled up to the brim with compact, ball-busting awesomeness. Also, Skeletor finds a heart and breaks down. While making orgasmic noises that apparently signify regret. Yeah, it's weird.
Episode Date: 12/24/2009
Time: Roughly 1 hour, 44 minutes
Number 9: Reubin the Painter
The tale of the dastardly/dip-shit painter Reubin appears several times in the Let's Do This lore, particularly in small servings. They'll talk about him for a few minutes and move on, but luckily those few minutes are usually hilarious. Reubin was the incompetent painter that was painting and somewhat obliterating Korey's apartment, along with a fair portion of his sanity. Nothing's funnier to talk shit about than a completely useless employee, and that's exactly what Reubin was. (It's hilarious if you listen to them in order, you can notice Korey's anger increase every time)
Episode Date(s): 1/12/2009, 2/10/2010 part 2, 7/14/10 part 2
Time: Roughly 1 hour, 53 minutes/the beginning of part 2/the beginning of part 2
Number 8: Taco Belalagosi
Yeah, Korey's roommate is a vampire. A vampire who really fucking loves hot sauce packets and a crunchy taco at 3 in the morning, right after murdering and eating a hooker.
I don't need to say much more, do I?
Episode Date: 11/5/2009
Time: Roughly 9 minutes
Number 7: What a Fucking Burger!
You know shit's gotten offensive when The LDT guys suggest you get a faggot burger. This was the first LDT I'd ever listened to, and I got instantly hooked due to the... fucked upness, I guess you could say. Oh, and the hilarity. K Kool Man and Co-Host rant about a Whataburger commercial and somehow it leads to what it would be like to get raped by the Whataburger guy and his soothing voice. Slightly disturbing, yes. Funny as hell? Also yes.
Episode Date: 11/18/2009
Time: Roughly 1 hour and 8 minutes
Number 6: Russell Crowe's a Douchebag
Who does a terrible australian accent? Co-host and Korey do. Despite that, their little talk about how much of an asshole Russell Crowe is turns out to be funny as shit, probably because they end up making their own scenarios of what it would be like to work on the set with him, along with comparing him to Patrick Bateman.
Episode Date: 5/5/2010 part 2
Time: It pretty much starts at the beginning of part 2, but kicks into high gear around 15 minutes in
Number 5: Mel Gibson Snaps
I'LL BURY YOU IN A FUCKING ROSE GARDEN YOU CUNT!!!
Just to be clear, Mel Gibson said that, not Korey or Co-Host. So many jokes are made about that crazy fucker Gibson in this tangent, I can't even begin to comprehend it. "It sounds like he just ran around the block" "He sounds like a fucking demon from hell" "He sounds like a super villain" These are a few of the many comments that are made while the LDT guys listen to Mel Gibson scream his heart out to his wife over the phone. This is a long fucking rant, folks. Be prepared.
Episode Date: 7/14/2010
Time: Roughly 1 hour and 25 minutes
Number 4: Eat Da Poo-Poo
Uganda is fucking crazy, I'm just gonna put it out there. They talk about how homosexuality is a plague and it must be destroyed, because gay anal licking and fisting are the worst things in the goddamn world, apparently. It's so easy to poke fun at, Korey and Co-Host had to take the bait and destroy those crazy Ugandan zealots by comparing them to... Elmo?
Episode Date: 6/16/2010
Time: Sorry folks, I don't have the exact time for this one. I know it's somewhere near the middle or end, and it's fairly easy to figure out when you're listening to it because it goes on for a fairly long time.
Number 3: I LOVE YOU, SON!
Tracy Morgan shit out Elmo and called him his son. I... I can't write a paragraph on that, it's too insane. Just listen, you might understand.
Episode Date: 1/6/2010 (Just listen to that whole episode, it's my personal favorite)
Time: Roughly 13:40
Number 2: Auto-Tuned LDT
Holy shit. I seriously can't tell you how hard I laughed at this. There is NOTHING funnier than listening to Korey and Co-Host rail against a fan's work. All he wanted was to impress them by making their show an auto-tuned song. Too bad it ended up sounding like shit. It's harsh as HELL and I bet it was really a big self-esteem killer, but oh my fucking god, it's hilarious. Korey's laughing his ass off throughout the entire tangent and his laugh gets extremely infectious after a while. I couldn't help but roll on the floor after listening to this. Seriously, it's funny as fuck.
Episode Date: 8/31/2010
Time: Roughly 48 minutes
Number 1: Co-Host's Amazing Story
Co-Host tells Nicky Poo and Korey about his fucking amazing night, and I won't spoil anything further. Just listen, it'll blow your mind.
Episode Date: 8/19/2009
Time: Roughly 27 minutes and 20 seconds