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The Slender Negro was born from the collective thought of "The Scary Black Man". He is described as wearing a black suit strikingly similar to the visage of the notorious Men In Black, and as the name suggests, appears very thin and able to stretch parts of his anatomy to inhuman lengths in order to induce fear, self consciousness and ensnare his prey : married white women. Once he is outstretched, his victims are put into something of a hypnotized state, where they are utterly helpless to stop themselves from walking into him over, and over, and over again. Whether he kills, or mearly takes his victims to an undisclosed location or dimension is also unknown as there are never any bodies or evidence left behind in his wake for the husbands to deduce a definite conclusion. Those who have not been taken, report hearing female back-up singers as The Slender Negro appears, calling out his name.