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Tags: Audio, Cabin in the Woods, Chris Hemsworth, Joss Whedon, Review, Spill, Spill.com, Spoilers Start at 7:50
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BETTER THAN SEX! why you didn't made a video review of this??
I just watched this movie. It's so fucking awesome and hilarious. Better Than Sex
Fans of Whedon will recognize his ever-present and underlying themes here from other projects. In my mind, Joss can do almost no wrong at this point and he's as close to a sure-thing as it gets as far as storytelling and quasi-esoteric exposition goes. Although, a certain menopausal actress is painfully miscast as the "Director" and brings the overall quality of the film down for me during its final minutes but it doesn't erase all the good feelings that preceded it. Full price...
This movie is a big FUCK YOU ,as a horror movie. The last part of the movie was the only entertaing thing about it :P. American horror movies suck SO BAD
I'm not even a fan of the horror genre as a whole, just the zombie genre XD But this movie, it's actually the only horror movie I've ever seen at the movie theater because of what I've heard about it. When I first heard of this film, it's trailer and premise. I felt it was just another day another pointless horror flick (how I feel about A LOT of horror movies). But then I heard what this movie was really about, saw it, and I just loved it because of the zombie family being picked, the self awareness, the comedy, and the final climax which felt like a horror buddy comedy since all the other referenced monsters from other horror moves were all brought together in their own personal Avengers horror movie. Joss Whedon's the shit XD
Why does everyone keep saying this defines the horror genre?? IT DOESN'T. This is a slasher film that points out the formulaic and predictable nature of the slasher genre. That's all it does. There is nothing groundbreaking, scary or interesting about this film. Completely disappointed at the spill crew, makes me think they don't know what true horror movies are about.
There are hundreds of psychological horror films that are so much better than this mediocre Hollywood, run of the mill, teenager slasher film. Don't bye into the hype, Cabin in the woods sucks.
Riddle I understand your concern, but not all franchise's have to stink. Especially with talented people like Joss Whedon behind the project. There so much that I'ld like to see explain from the mythology. I think we could get a decent trilogy out of this at least.
I've had sex too, Cyrus, and there have been times when it wasn't as thrilling as watching this movie was. My arms were tingling with excitement (not fear) when I walked out of the theater. The last movie I saw that gave me this much joy was Spider-Man 2. That was awhile ago.
And E.K. HaroooooooNAH - I disagree. No franchises. Think about how many horror movies started out as brilliant films and were ruined by endless sequels, prequels, and remakes: Halloween, Saw, A Nightmare on Elm Street, the list goes on and on. This movie has so many ideas that any sequel or prequel would feel like a scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel lame stab that could only be second-rate. In the days of vaudville, the best acts were the ones that left the audience wanting more. Enjoy that feelign this movie gave you, but if you got more, it would only be a let-down.
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