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I'm actually excited for the release of the teaser trailer for 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2.' Why? Because it means we're almost finished with this laughable cinematic abomination, I mean franchise. Bella (Kristen Stewart) is apparently a vampire now and Edward (Robert Pattinson) is thrilled that they're "the same temperature." I could make jokes about how bad this looks, but it would do little in comparison with how bad the movie makes itself look. Thank god those crappy vampire running effects are back, right? Take a look at the teaser below and just try not to laugh.
'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2' hits theaters November 16th