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Hector Fernando Andrade JR. II posted a statusI'm actually excited for the release of the teaser trailer for 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2.' Why? Because it means we're almost finished with this laughable cinematic abomination, I mean franchise. Bella (Kristen Stewart) is apparently a vampire now and Edward (Robert Pattinson) is thrilled that they're "the same temperature." I could make jokes about how bad this looks, but it would do little in comparison with how bad the movie makes itself look. Thank god those crappy vampire running effects are back, right? Take a look at the teaser below and just try not to laugh.
'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2' hits theaters November 16th
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Comment by Fernando Palacios on March 27, 2012 at 7:55pm LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*gasp*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! and I'm just bitching about the trailer who fails Epicly in trying to make this exaiting, I can just imagine how boring this movie is going to be
Comment by Richard Dempsey on March 27, 2012 at 6:32pm Everone is bitching about either the deer, or the temperature line. What about that line "I didn't expect you to be all... you" Fuck that shit. As a matter of fact fucking the shit is the only thing I care about the shit. Hence I don't give a shit.
Comment by Richard Dempsey on March 27, 2012 at 6:24pm The only reason I don't like The Hunger Games is that Katniss couldn't come to Twilight and kill (insert character from Twilight here).
Comment by Jew Jitsu on March 27, 2012 at 3:01pm That deer was a better actor than Kristen Stewart
Comment by Mr. Bubbles on March 27, 2012 at 12:03pm I want to know how many takes it required to deliver a line as hilariously bad as "we're the same temperature".
Comment by Joanne on March 27, 2012 at 11:57am How is being "terrrible" classed as a spoiler alert? Most people here wouldn't find that much of a surprise. So this is where Bella turns apparent superhero, brace yourselves. o_0 And someone really needs to warn that deer. Or kill Bella first, that'd probably be best. And the moral of this story is "humans are crap, be a vampire." Thanks for that, Stephanie Meyer.
Comment by Tifa-the-Strange on March 27, 2012 at 11:28am All the fucks I give
Also, why are they no longer sparkling in the sunlight? Is it just me or do they get hit by a lot of sun in this trailer yet no sparkles? Maybe they hate it now, too.
@Conejita
So she hasn't been evil from the start? Could have fooled me...
Comment by Matt93 on March 27, 2012 at 10:15am Somebody get me a stake, garlic, a UV lamp, a crucifix, and Blade
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