According to whichever committee of businessmen creates traditions, the traditional gift for the fifteenth wedding anniversary is crystal.
Since it was decided in 1973 that crystal is lame as fuck, clocks and watches have also become a traditional fifteenth anniversary gift.
So latching on to that idea, in celebration of our fifteenth anniversary, I'm dragging my domestic life partner to London, home of Big Ben,
the biggest clock in the world (
maybe).
Ah yes, she married a clever man.
We leave on Friday April 24th, and barring any terrorist incidents, viral outbreaks, or international scandals, will return by May 3rd.
While in England, we plan on taking in the glorious English weather, and sampling the exquisite English cuisine.
We're also planning on being shameless Bowie fans and having our pictures taken at 23 Heddon Street.
IF ONLY THE DAMN SIGN WERE STILL THERE!!
In short, we plan very much on being a pair of those obnoxious American tourists that I'm sure all you London folk are tired to death of seeing.
We may even take time out to solve the mysteries of Stone Henge.
Anyways, Leon is in charge while I'm gone.

Don't touch my stuff!!
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