BobbyBeatle rises from the grave and joins us for this episode of Straight Outta Austin! Coming off the heels of the San Diego Comic Con, we completely neglect to mention anything related to it. Our bad. Luckily for you listener, there's still plenty of hilarity and awesome to go around!
Remember Street Fighter: Legacy? And remember how you asked yourself, "Damn, I wish those guys would make their own series, with Capcom's blessing, exploring the shared history between Ryu, Ken, Akuma, and Gouken, as well as the Ansatsuken fighting style?" Well, for once Capcom gave a damn and greenlit their new project, Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist!
Akuma is British!? I knew it all along!
Imagine being hospitalized for 6 months only to end up in a coma for 8 days. Now imagine what your first thought would be. If your first thought was anything but, "I'd like some KFC." Then your name obviously isn't Sam Boughen.
Crispy Chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses!
It's 2012 and getting offended has yet to go out of style. Being a complete unsympathetic asshole, hasn't gone out of style either. And that's the Daniel Tosh "rape joke" controversy in a nut shell.
You probably don't want to get in his "surprise" van
I once said that if I was forced to watch Nascar I'd be bored to death. Well, for 66 year old Charles Ziglerthat's more or less what happened. Not without the help of Linda Chase who kept his body for 18 months and forced him to "watch" Nascar with her. Truly a fate worse than death.
I almost didn't even realize there were words on that shirt
Brahs, we totally hate our ads too, so like, just give us lots of money and we'll like totally get rid of them...for a year. Then you can give us a bunch of money all over again! Deal?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought to myself, "Woah, I wish I could smell the movie I'm watching right now", I'd be broke as shit. But I guess I just don't have the "foresight" of Hollywood because 4D movies are on the horizon.
Women everywhere can now let their significant others experience what it's like to get it in the eye.