Stop Larry Time!!!

Yes I'm ready for another review and this time there's a two drink minimum and a three tooth maximum. I'm here to review the cinematic contributions of Larry the Cable Guy. First: Health Inspector

Larry is a health inspector ( no surprise there) with the tri-city cook off coming and someone knocking off the competition Larry and his new partner are put on the case. Now I like Larry so I was amused the whole time but I only got one serious laugh.This isn't bad but most of you are trying to remember this movie at all and it's only a few years old. low rental
Delta Farce

After being dumped by his girlfriend Larry is in need of his weekend warrior time shooting stuff with Bill Engvall and some idiot I don't remember. Along comes Spawn ( what a shame) and brings them into real military life.They accidentally get dropped in Mexico along with Spawn. The Foursome wind up saving a town from a drug cartel run by a man named Carlos Santana ( yes they make that joke). This was entertaining the movie was giving me a chuckle (what a weird word chuckle sounds like a killer doll) ever few minutes with two or three real gems. Sadly just not enough Matinee.
Witless Protection

Larry is a small town cop that takes a witness from dirty FBI agents. That's it thats the story sadly nothing deeper. Any hoo there is nothing from Larry or the witness here the FBI agent is great and so is the small part Jenny McCarthy has. once again ( do you see a pattern) not enough Some ol' Bulls**t