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UPDATE: It's a rumor no longer. A press representative from Lucasfilms has confirmed the changes as being real.
Okay, Spillios - get that giant grain of salt handy... with the imminent release of 'Star Wars: The Complete Saga' on Blu-ray, fans the world over have begun scouring it for any changes to the beloved films. George Lucas - like an obsessed painter who simply can't put down the brush until he's completely ruined his masterpiece - has once again gone into the original trilogy and made a series of digital alterations to bring the films closer to his own personal vision. Some changes make sense (like fixing color issues and glitchy effects that were accidentally included in previous versions), while others... well, to co-opt a popular meme: Lucas Dun Goofed.
Amidst the changes in the "not needed, but also not terrible" category: replacing the cheap, wizened-looking puppet version of Yoda in 'The Phantom Menace' with the CGI version used in Episode 2 and 3, as well as going back into 'Return of the Jedi' and giving the Ewoks new CGI eyes that look around and blink:
However, as is always the case with Lucas, the acceptable changes are always followed with a few that are sure to leave you scratching your head. For example: during the climactic final battle between Luke and the Emperor, Lucas has digitally inserted audio from the prequels, including Darth Vader's much-mocked "Nooooooo" scream. He's also apparently decided that the Krayt Dragon sound that Obi-Wan uses to scare off a marauding band of Sand People in 'A New Hope' wasn't goofy enough and has replaced it with... well, I'm not sure what.
UPDATE: We also have a brand new video of the leaked footage that shows more random additions. Lucas has seemingly added a Sebulba-type creature into one of the Jabba scenes, as well as made Jabba's door really big. Because that's something that simply could not stand... Jabba having a big door. No, it needed to be REALLY big:
Now, before you get your hackles up and start dismissing these changes as "OMG Fanboyz r Cryin LOLZ", this is a situation that shouldn't be taken as lightly as it is. As has been pointed out by many people over the internet (as well as members of our site), these changes and additions to what was once a cherished franchise sheds light on on much larger issue: that of film preservation, audience rights, and creative integrity.
Giving computer-generated eyelids to Ewoks may seem like a non-issue, but where do we draw the line? At what point did we give filmmakers the right - in perpetuity - to alter and edit the content and tone of their films as they see fit? Making a "director's cut" is one thing, but to consistantly change the tone and scope of a film while refusing to release the original version of the films is the equivalent of holding someone's fandom hostage. Post a comment below and let us know where you weigh in on this: should a filmmaker be allowed to dictate how his audience sees his films, or should a respected and beloved film be preserved for it's audience (the ones who ultimately decide it's popularity) in spite of it's creator's mishandling?
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Comment by KG on September 7, 2011 at 12:43pm
Comment by Emen William Garcia on September 6, 2011 at 7:29pm
Comment by Waggleton P. Tallylicker on September 5, 2011 at 12:23pm
Comment by Lawparte on September 4, 2011 at 11:39am
Comment by mjtfreeze on September 4, 2011 at 8:24am Let's focus on the good things that George Lucas gave us people:
He gave us a story/culture that will always live on in our hearts.
He changed cinema for the better.
Without ILM or SkyWalker Sound most of the movies that we love wouldn't exist.
Now these things will help you... through the mourning process when he has an "accident". This shit has to stop. George Lucas is turning into a frigging dictator, and someone needs to overthrow his ass. Forget Libya, NATO should storm his house.
Comment by ProtoVanitas on September 4, 2011 at 3:04am On a personal note: I like dark, helmeted characters who are awesome. I love them to death. Why Lucas? Why did you turn this one into a whiny piss-ant with mommy issues? You took a syringe and sucked all the awesome out of Vader. I couldn't take him seriously before and now I definitely can't. I can't claim to know what is going on in your head George. You may very well have good reasons for the constant editing, but your audience doesn't see it. It's been so long since I've seen the VHS versions I don't even remember half the changes. Some I do. Like the Ewok scene at the very end of VI. The change in song, I actually liked. It wasn't as catchy as the tribal song in the original, but didn't they just defeat an empire? A catchy tribal song is really out of place and the replacement song has a "Holy shit that just happened!" feel to it. In the same scene THE CROPPING IN OF THAT NO TALENT HACK HAYDEN CHRISTIANSON WAS INEXCUSABLE!!! ...
Now, credit where it's due, some touch-ups are good. Aesthetic ones like the blinking Ewoks (even the CG Yoda I'm OK with, frankly that puppet kind of scared me as a kid)? Go for it. It doesn't change the tone or distract from the flow of the story. The line should be drawn where you desecrate a respected actor's mannerisms with lines spoken (granted, dubbed by James Earl Jones) by a greasy toad of an actor. Seriously Lucas, THAT'S who you picked to be Anakin. A guy who, in the original trilogy, was a memetic badass before the reveal showed that he wasn't just memetic. Hayden Christianson was the guy for the job? That fits about as well as Christopher Walkin as Ghost Rider (though that would be hilarious).
Getting back on topic, an example in the re-released version of A New Hope is the CG Jabba scene. Despite Jabba looking all kinds of creepy, it is a good addition. It was a touched-up deleted scene that clarified why Jabba was out for Han. It made him seem more like a gangster than just a weird perverted worm. Yet, two movies later, you had to put in that wretched song-and-dance CG scene, with a song that made me dread playing Tatooine on Star Wars Battlefront II. It threw an emergency break on the plot and did not belong there whatsoever. If you were trying to show Jabba's frivolous life-style, I think him having the hot alien slave-girls was enough.
It seems like you forgot what you were doing George. I saw Episode I at age ten, and even then something felt off about it. Long-winded speeches about government, talking about racing, talking about slavery, talking about midichlorians. That's all Episode I is: awful dialogue. The original Trilogy made up for hokey dialogue with good - decent actors, cool fight scenes, and much of it actually happening IN SPACE. Of all the moments in the prequel trilogy, Kamino felt most like Star Wars. It was intriguing how someone could get a star system deleted from the most complete source of knowledge in the universe (imagine deleting Wikipedia and then multiply that by about 1,000. That's probably the amount of information Darth Tyrannus had to delete). The arguably best actor, playing Obi-Wan, had to go to another location (finally) to find the origins of a mysterious assassin. Then, wham the clones are dropped on us. The wonderment I felt reminded me of my childhood. It was genuinely interesting. Had it not been interrupted intermittently by "Plank and Rock: A Love Story", I would not have been able to find anything wrong with it. I miss the days when Star Wars didn't have a broken base. Frankly at this point, nothing surprises me. After seeing these changes, especially the "Nooooo", I can't bring myself to keep going with this. I just don't care anymore. I'm not buying these. I'm going to convince my friends not to buy them. I don't care what delusions you've trapped yourself in George, you are killing your franchise. You have lost a fan
Comment by Lord of The Hills a.k.a LOTH on September 3, 2011 at 6:28pm @Adam Smith!
I think you're missing the squirminess of the the underlying subtext. What Lucas is saying in that speech is that works of art - music, film, etc. - should never become public domain. He would argue that since he is the original artist this doesn't apply to his altering his own work,
It still makes him sound like an ass though. =)
Comment by Cameron Johnson on September 3, 2011 at 3:06pm
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