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Seeing as Disney's 'John Carter' takes place on Mars, it is not surprising that the film would feature a wealth of strange alien creatures and monsters. In this Spanish poster for the film, we see titular protagonist John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) riding what appears to be a martian rhinoceros/camel-lizard. These beasts were actually featured in the trailer, but the poster allows for the highlighting of far more detail. I can't wait to see these things in battle when Andrew Stanton's film adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel series hits theaters March 9. Take a look at the poster below and let us know what you think.