If it's crap ... We'll tell you
You may or may not know this, but there happens to be a quaint little shindig happening right now on the west coast by the name of SAN DIEGO F**KIN' COMIC CON 2012 (okay, so we may have added the middle part) and as a result, the internet is all a-titter with news coming from the hallowed halls of the convention center - some good, some bad, some... well, we're not really sure what you'd call it. Case in point: while promoting his upcoming mega-action-star collaboration at 'The Expendables 2' panel, Arnold Schwarzenegger took the stage against a background montage of his greatest hits, traded quips about racking up a higher film body count than his co-star Sylvester Stallone, and lastly - officially confirmed that yes, there is a 'Twins' sequel in the works.
'Twins', the... let's say "nostalgic"... 1988 film, centered around a pair of genetically engineered twins: the "perfect specimen" played by Schwarzenegger and the "leftover crap" twin played by Danny DeVito. We previously reported that there was movement in Hollywood to do a 'Triplets' film, co-starring the never-disappointing-at-all-ever Eddie Murphy as a long lost (and presumably more melanin-endowed) sibling. While Arnie was remiss to comment on the contents of the story or Murphy's involvement, he did confirm that Ivan Reitman ('Kindergarten Cop', 'Junior') will be returning once again to direct the sequel (and not just as a producer as previously rumored), and that they are currently on the hunt for a screenwriter. And to whomever they find (*cough*blackmail*cough) to write this film? We wish you luck and sorry to hear about your newly-ended career.