If it's crap ... We'll tell you
*plays Black Flag song*
We're gonna have a T.V. party alright! TONIGHT! We've got...nothing better to do... than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews!
What up yo?! Just wanted to let you guys know that tonight's new Smallville features the Geoff Johns penned episode "Booster" featuring my new favorite screw up of a hero, BOOSTER GOLD!!! It will also be featuring the origin of The Blue Beetle! Double Trouble! On top of that it's being directed by Clark himself, Tom Welling, who is actually one hell of a director, this making his fifth and last directed Smallville episode.
I'm sure someone is saying, "Shouldn't they be concentrating on Clark Kent right now and not on losers like BOOSTER GOLD!!! and Blue Beetle?" Shut up you chowder head and watch THIS!
*in Zod voice* SILENCE!
Damn! That is fucking Booster Gold!!! I tells ya! But hey...WHERE'S SKEETS?! Booster's robotic sidekick chum! I want to see Skeets dammit! Come on people! We demand it! SKEET SKEET SKEET!!! *that doesn't sound right*
Anyway, I was really worried about the Blue Beetle costume but that looked cool enough for me, I'm not one of those geek purist with a beetle playing hopscotch up my ass.
I'm hoping tonight's episode with be fun as hell and for all you Ted Kord fans *he was the Blue Beetle before this new guy* I hear that he shows up in this episode as well. Just two more episodes until the 2 hour series finale and that's it. *cries like a bitch* Oh, did I mention it will air on my rumored "creation" date. The date I was built stupid! Yeah, you're learning. That day will be EPIC as FUCK!!! *please don't suck series finale* You better believe in believing it! And speaking of believing the belief, guess who'll be showing up in all his glory.
LEX LUTHOR, RULER OF AUSTRALIA!!!
It's on like Donkey Kong BITCH!
LET'S DO...you know the rest.