If it's crap ... We'll tell you
"Oh my god", one of my friends had told me recently, "Devon you need to see this movie Slumdog Millionaire it's a great movie. It's shot beautifully, the acting's amazing, it's a perfect movie! It won 8 Oscars. Danny Boyle's a genius. It's a feel good movie." Now I didn't see this movie yet because I really had no interest in it. When I read the reviews and that I found out it had won tons and tons of Oscars. So I found this movie online and i clicked the play button so I can watch this movie that TONS of people or calling a masterpiece. After I saw this movie, I called my friend over because he's the guy who told me about this movie. I went up to him and said, "You know that movie you told me to watch that 'Slumdog Millionaire' ? " He replies, "Yes I do. It's awesome right?" I told him this: bullshit! Bullshit! BULLSHIT!!! Yep guys I thought 'Slumdog Millionaire' was a piece of crap. I know people would say "You suck you douchebag! You hate this movie?! You SUCK!" Guess what? I DON'T CARE! I would still hate this movie anyway. Even Adam J of Webofcinema.com thought the movie sucked. And he was right!!! It does suck! And it falls on the category of films which I call: Overrated Crap Fests.
Anyway time for the review. Let's talk about the plot for a second. What Plot?! This movie had no plot! Look apparently here's the plot of this movie: So there's this teenager named Jamal who is apparently a contestant on this game show called "Who want's to be a Millionaire?" And for now for no FUCKING reason is arrested for apparently "cheating on a game show" and wait wait stop right there. Are you kidding me? He was arrested because he thinks that some kid cheated on a game show? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE! How could someone cheat on a game show!? There might be a theory that the game show host gave him the answers. But how would that work? They've been live the entire freaking time he may have whispered it to him. FAIL!!!!
Let's talk about the characters. What characters? There are no characters! They're pretty much cardboard standess.
You know I'm not talking about this movie anymore. It's an overrated crapfest.
Number Rating: 2/10
Spill Rating: Some Ol' Bulls**t
If you don't believe that this movie is bad! Search up Slumdog Millionaire sucks! If you didn't see this piece of shit and people want you to watch it. Don't watch it! It is terrible. Join me next time as I try to escape the plotholes of Star Wars Episode 1