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We have five new shots from 'Shark Night 3D' which pretty much sums up the entire movie (or genre if you want to get down to brass tacks): there is a shark, a hot girl (Sara Paxton) in a bikini, and a macho guy who is not long for this world. We're not saying it will be a masterpiece of cinema or anything, but how can you go wrong with a winning formula like that?
Source: Yahoo!
Speaking of tacky genre films, there is also a new poster for New Line's 'Final Destination 5', starring Nicholas D'Agosto and Emma Bell. Get it? "Death has never been closer"? Because it's in 3D! Oh, that so totally makes me want to see this film a million times in theaters and tell all my friends to do likewise. (/sarcasm)
Source: CMB
Then we have a whopping twelve new images from 'Conan the Barbarian' starring Jason Momoa. When an evil force threatens the lands of Hyboria, Conan the Barbarian must go on an epic quest to avenge the death of his father and the slaughter of his village:
Source: Empire
And finally, easily the one film on this page that has the best chance at not sucking, we have two more brand new shots from Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema's 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey' featuring Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins and Ian McKellen reprising his role as Gandalf:
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Comment by BallZac$ on July 3, 2011 at 8:52pm
Comment by Caliban on July 1, 2011 at 3:50am and also a guy in a baseball cap
Comment by Cinema Dr. AJ on July 1, 2011 at 1:31am On the 'omg sara paxton is sexy ugghhh' note-
Bitch has a nasty case of butt chin.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Comment by Cranky Old Dude on June 30, 2011 at 10:29pm
Comment by Nikhil Sunil on June 30, 2011 at 9:58pm
Comment by Marz on June 30, 2011 at 9:17pm
Comment by The Dork Knight on June 30, 2011 at 6:03pm the rest speak for themselves i guess....(the Hobbit looks good, but im trying not to hype it up until i actually see it....Shark Night 3D ill probably see but over the years i got really sick of "killer animal movies"....Conan looks like pictures i dont give 2 shits about even though ill probably sneak into it).
but Final Destination 5...its pretty sad to admit, but ill DEFINITELY be seeing it in theaters..only because the last one, as dumb as it was, my friends and i saw it at midnight and had A LOOOOT of fun. only saw it that one time, but the 3D was pretty cool, even though the story was as dumb as always and played-out.
Thats one of those rare movies that i definitely want to see, even while i expect it to suck. if nothing else, i cant wait till Spill trashes it (cause we all know it wont be anything great).
Comment by Chris Bartel on June 30, 2011 at 5:16pm
Comment by Hot Tub Spill Machine on June 30, 2011 at 5:11pm © 2013 Created by The Spill Crew.
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