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Short Takes with Cyrus: "Alpha and Omega", "Piranha", "Raging Bull", and "Dances with Wolves"

 

ALPHA AND OMEGA (Blu-Ray/DVD)

I can't say I wasn't warned, but this off-brand CG animated film that came out this year to, well, no acclaim, is even worse than I would have thought. What you got here is two wolf tribes (that often look more like pigs or some other unidentifiable mammal) who have raised tensions due to a caribou shortage on one side of the river that divides their territories. Justin Long wolf is in love with Cheerleader from "Heroes" wolf, but it's no good because they're of two different castes (is this a wolf thing?) and she has to go hook up with the big macho son of the other tribe's leader (Dennis Hopper in, sadly, his last performance). As fate (and scripting) would have it, the two are captured by anonymous humans who drop them off in far away Idaho, in hopes of the two repopulating the parks there. No such luck for Long, as two ducks help the wolves out by guiding them on how to get back home. And along the way, yada, yada, yada. Unimaginative, unfunny, and worst of all, poorly animated (even by Toy Story 1 standards, this would seem dated), there's absolutely nothing to recommend about this lame production.

--CLICK HERE TO BUY Alpha & Omega (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

 

 

DANCES WITH WOLVES (Blu-Ray)

If we can all cease and desist with the "Avatar" jokes for two seconds, I know I'd appreciate it, because even though I'm far from the biggest Kevin Costner fan in the world, his 1990 western deserved the seven (!) Academy Awards it went home with. Basically, it's Costner as a Union soldier during the Civil War who ends up manning a distant post by himself, and while attempting to make-nice with the local hostile Indian tribe, ended up going native, as it were. Hell, Costner directed it himself, proving that the guy does have SOME talent, to be sure, it's just not always in front of the camera, although he's much less cloying here than in many of his other leading roles. There's an entire extra disc of bonus features, including a few new things other than the stuff ported over from previous DVD releases, and even the biggest cynic is gonna admit that Dean Semler's Oscar-winning cinematography is STUNNING on HD.

--CLICK HERE TO BUY Dances with Wolves (20th Anniversary Extended Cut) [Blu-ray]

 

 

PIRANHA (Blu-Ray and DVD)

There doesn't seem to be a sure-fire way to make an intentionally b-movie work, as Robert Rodriguez seems to be incapable of learning, but this sillier and bloodier 2010 remake of the classic 1978 comedy-horror "Piranha" gets a bit closer than most. French director Alexandre Aja takes it on and into the third dimension (theatrically, anyway) and for once, I gotta say that it's not the same watching it without. I mean, it's not like the 3D was GOOD, mind you, but it pleasantly contributed to the fun/stupid levels that the movie was trying to achieve (and if you got one of those fancy-shmancy 3D tv's, you can get it that way...personally, I gotta eat so no new TV for me). It's all about hyper-accelerated pre-historic Piranha eating the hell outta a whole lake full of partying kids. And it doesn't skimp on the eating either. Boobs, beer, and blood, it fufills the three b's of a Good-Bad movie in spades, even if those piranhas look like they got their start appearing in a SyFy channel original movie. You know, considering the context, it might have been disappointing if they didn't look that crappy. My only real complaint is that the cameo by Richard Dreyfuss, playing his character from "Jaws" is ridiculously short; shouldn't this guy have been the protagonist instead of the pouty teenaged Steven R. McQueen?

--CLICK HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL SPILL.COM REVIEW

--CLICK HERE TO BUY Piranha [Blu-ray]

 

 

RAGING BULL (Blu-Ray/DVD)

Easily the best of the all spiffied up HD re-releases yet put out in 2011, this 1980 definitive boxing film to many is not only Martin Scorsese's best film, but Robert DeNiro's as well. At the very least, his drastic weight gain and then loss to play the character during two different periods of time became the high bar set for actors who go all out for a role. But that's only the icing on the cake of De Niro's frighteningly angry performance playing real-life boxer Jake LaMotta. This was also Joe Pesci's first big break-out role, playing LaMotta's brother/manager, and it earned him four different Best Supporting Actor awards. You gotta take my word for it that "Raging Bull" is essential; you can't really call yourself in any seriousness a big fan of cinema if you haven't taken the time out to go watch it. No better time than now as this new 30th Anniversary Edition looks and sounds as if it was just made yesterday.

--CLICK HERE TO BUY Raging Bull (Two-Disc 30th Anniversary Blu-ray/DVD Combo)

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Comment by SwordsMan on February 9, 2011 at 6:21pm
Piranha in 2d is probably just as much fun at home if you get some friends and a few beers. The badness is awesome anyway, it was never the 3D that did it for me (though it helped).

@ kevin miller.
I feel humbled and slightly disturbed by your eloquence
Comment by BOWENARROW on February 9, 2011 at 3:29pm
I saw Piranah at the theater in 3D and I can't see myself enjoying it at home in 2D as much as I did seeing it in 3D in the theater.
Comment by Scott_PJ on February 9, 2011 at 1:57pm
Man, thank you Cyrus for this review of Alpha and Omega. It had the worst trailer, bad puns, bad music, and not only was it pointless in 3D but the look shamelessly was ripping off Balto. There's always one really terrible animated film a year, and this is the one for 2010. (And Justin Long is in most of them...bizarre)
Comment by metalraygear on February 9, 2011 at 1:53pm
really regarde I think it works just fine without ddd.... the overall tone and sense of humor trumps all of the ddd nonsense. seriously you will enjoy it.
Comment by Mr. Regarde on February 9, 2011 at 2:28am
Man, I was so hoping to see "Piranha", but it sounds like without the 3D its just not worth it.I'm still gonna see it, mind you, but it is the phrasing that makes me doubt.
Comment by metalraygear on February 8, 2011 at 8:37pm
Piranha people! WORTH IT. You can still tell what was supposed to be ddd.... i saw it with out it and STILL enjoyed the hell out of it.
Comment by Ethan on February 8, 2011 at 8:36pm

I like whoever they paid off on the cover of Alpha and Omega.

 

And I promise to watch Raging Bull soon....... PROMISE!

Comment by DarkProphet94 on February 8, 2011 at 7:28pm

tbh when i saw Dances with Wolves, i thought it was just meh. i dont have a problem with the man-joins-indigenous-tribe story because i did really like Avatar. i just dont like Costner as an actor and his voice-over during some of the scenes sounded like he was talking in his sleep.

 

Raging Bull, on the other hand, is just a beautiful film in every spectrum it offers.

Comment by David on February 8, 2011 at 7:21pm
Raging Bull is just one of those movies that I find hard to watch. Not because I don't like it, I think it's great, but it's so hard watching De Niro fucking self-destruct his relationships with everybody. I've seen it all the way through twice (the most recent time about 6 months or so ago), and man, it's gonna be quite a while before I watch it again. And I can watch Apocalypse Now pretty much any ol' time. I'm weird, I know.
Comment by Kevin M. on February 8, 2011 at 6:41pm

@SwordsMan

why don't you get into a circle-jerk with the rape-tree from Evil Dead.

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