If it's crap ... We'll tell you
3D shows it's teeth huh? The only thing 3D showed me is IT STILL LOOKS HORRIBLE!!!!!
Lets start with Story
Story: The story in Pirhana was pretty... unexisting. But I will try to explain it the best I can.
A crack in the crust opens up some entrance for these vicious Pirhanas that are supposed to be extinct. So they escape and start eating hu-
That is just too damn bad and overthetop. Here is how I am going to explain the plot.
Vicious pirhanas eat douchbags on spring break.
There you go pretty simple. I wasn't impressed by this plot and frankly I'm not sure anyone did.
Let's vear into the so called "Acting"
Acting: I think this may be the only movie where the cameos acting was better than the real cast. Maybe not, I don't know. There are 3 big cameos in Pirhana. I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you that Christopher Loyd is 1 of them but I won't tell you what the other 2 are since they weren't shown in the trailer. But they both did ok along with Cristopher Loyd.
So like the story, the acting didn't impress me.
Acting: * 1/2
Let me discuss some of the pros.
Pros: I will admit this movie can be pretty damn fun at some parts. Some. And I thought the gore was pretty damn awesome in this movie and I can't deny that. Uhhhhh yeah that's about it.
Now we have some fun and talk about the dreaded... CONS
Cons: Oh boy where do I start. The acting and the story like I said were god awful but the worst thing in this movie was the 3D. I don't understand why they made this 3D. Oh wait yeah I do. $$$$$ I also really didn't care for musical score in this. If you guys read some of my other blogs you would know I'm big on music in films. Don't ask why, I just am. :)
Pirhana 3D can have it's fun moments but most of it is just poor acting, poor delivery, and just shitty 3D.
Pirhana 3D: *1/2 Or in Spill form, LOW Rental.
Thanks for reading!