So I was at the super market the other day and I was browsing the DVD section looking for something to buy when low and behold I came across the two Power Rangers movies now I normally I wouldn't buy kids movies unless it's a Pixar movie or something I grew up watching so I thought what the hell the movies where after all a big part of my childhood so I bought them.I decided to review Turbo because I hadn't seen it as a kid because it came out during a time I lost interest in Power Rangers.
The legendary Power Rangers must stop the evil space pirate Divatox from releasing the powerful Maligore from his volcanic imprisonment on the
island of Muranthias, where only the kindly wizard Lerigot has the key
to release him. The hope of victory lies in the Ranger's incredible new
Turbo powers and powerful Turbo Zords.
Now that we got that out the way this movie sucks I mean you have no idea how painful this movie is I mean oh my god it's fucking terrible why do they have cars as Zords? Why is Divatox a joke? Why is the fight with Maligore so short?Why is a kid the new Blue Ranger? Oh my brain hurts.....
Let's start with one of my main pet peeves about this movie and that's Divatox
Now I understand the actress wanted to be corny and shit because after all it's power rangers but my lord she's terrible now yes this is a movie made for kids and the villains can't be too scary but c'mon is this the best the writers could come up with? Fucking shit she acts more like Paris Hilton that a real villain and the movie expects us to view her as a threat which you know is pretty dumb even fucking Team Rocket form Pokemon are better villains that this.
Then there's the kid ranger when he morphs he becomes the size of an adult what the fuck I know that at the time the ratings for power rangers where not very good because I'm guessing kids grew up and moved on to other things so the writers decided to add in a kid for the younger fans but in the end it just made things worse
The Zords are ugly they are just cars I mean good lord did you guys just run out of ideas for giant robots I mean come on cars? Really?
The effects are bad and the movie had a pretty decent budget so they could have made a really good movie on the effects alone but no. Just look at Zordon
Also let's not forgot the sad fan service that they tried to get away with so they deiced to bring back the first pink and red ranger in the movie Kimberly and Jason why you ask? Fuck you that's why they have no reason to be in the movie I mean they where sent off the show a long time ago and bringing them back didn't help matters at all.
You know I could go on and on but you already get the point that this movie sucks mayjor ass there really is no reason to watch this unless you get drunk one night or something I don't know this movie ruined all the fun memories I had watching Power Rangers as a kid.
I still think the Pink Ranger is hot though