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Are you freaking kidding me? I know that the video game industry has a long and honored tradition of taking old franchises and completely sodomizing them. I mean, the screenshots for the new Syndicate game alone are enough to drive a man into a frothing, bloody rage, but Max Payne... how could you! Hell, Max is hardly even recognizable in this trailer. Who is that dumpy hobo with the shaved head and the MAC-10? I think someone switched out my trailer for the latest build of Chunky Monroe Vagrant Assassin.
Go Chunky! Go!
Really? I had seen the screenshots, but in my heart of hearts I had always hoped that the developers would sober up and, I don't know, play one of the old Max Payne games and come to their senses before this nonsense got out of hand. Apparently I'm some kind of pie-in-the sky idealist. But wait, I can hear you saying 'But Professor Jeff, you yourself have said that developers shouldn't make the same game over and over again. This Max Payne has the voice over and the action, why are you so bent out of shape?' Well friends, the answer is simple. While all of those elements may still be here, what made Max Payne so charming and set it apart from other games of the time were two words: Film Noir.
That's right. Max Payne was one of the best Film Noir style games that I've ever played. It wasn't just the cheesy voice over or the hard as nails action, it was the mystery, the setting, the whole tone of the game. Dark and gritty alleys on the streets of New York City. A detective with a troubled past caught over his head in a fight for his life. Even Max Payne 2 had Mona Sax, a cutthroat dame on the wrong side of the law with a heart of gold. These were the things that kept me replaying Max Payne over and over again. That sense of style and immersion in an over the top crime story made what could have been a middling shooter with a fairly unique game play mechanic into one of my favorite games of all time.
So why can't this one do the same? Well frankly this looks more Kane and Lynch than Max Panye to me. What I'm seeing from this trailer looks to be the story of a broken down alcoholic murdering his way through Sao Paolo to rescue some frail damsel in distress. Where's the intrigue? Where's the tough as nails detective trying to save the world and himself at the same time? Ooooohhh, he shaved his head now it's personal. Maybe instead of spending time cutting his hair off, Chunky there could have done a few stomach crunches, or... you know, put on a shirt. Call me crazy but a wife beater doesn't seem like the most tactically sound choice for a protracted gun battle.
But maybe it's just me here. What do you guys think? Am I overreacting? Hit up the comments and let me know. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a broad waiting outside with a pair of legs that just won't quit who says her brother's in trouble with Fancy Frank Malone. These dames will be the death of me.
Oh yeah, also this is the best thing I've ever seen. Stare at its power and tremble in fear!
Gentlemen. I hear those swords do a pretty good job at the whole 'hurting the other guy' thing. Just saying is all.
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Tags: 3, 5, Dead or Alive, Max Payne, Professor Jeff, Rockstar, Team Ninja, The Loading Bar, Video Games
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Comment by MahMahAfro on September 20, 2011 at 6:12am
Comment by The Chaz on September 18, 2011 at 10:39am Jeff, I have to respectively agree and disagree with you. We'll start with agreements:
I was very worried, when first I heard that Max Payne was not located in New York but Sao Paolo, and I still am. New York City was and is the ideal setting for film noir. But, if Rockstar can pull it off, I think it would be very intriguing to see a film noir story set in a place like Sao Paolo.
Another concern of mine which arose upon viewing the trailer was that I saw no nudge toward the comic strip style of storytelling that Remedy pulled off so well. Of course, that could have easily just been left out of the trailer.
And now, disagreements:
The trailer and screenshots depict a traditional looking Max: dress clothes, black leather jacket, typical noir-style hair. We then see Max shaving his head in a wife beater, khakis, and work boots. Which is hardly less tactical than his previous casual wardrobe. All he really needs is a gun holster. The shaved head and wife beater actually got me a little excited. This is Max. This is bare knuckled, purest form Max. It gives me the idea that through the course of Max Payne 3 we see Max descend to the lowest he's ever been. Here he is, miles -days, even- from home, all alone, and then he is battered and beaten even further. Until, finally, the game reaches that "sh*t just got real" moment, and he goes balls out at these guys. I feel like this may be Max finding himself (and therefore, saving himself), and the alcoholism and slight chunkiness is an illustration of an aging, broken down Max; showing us just how much saving he needs. However, no one is strong-willed enough to save Max but himself.
From what I saw in the trailer, the action is still there. The first two games were based heavily on the John Woo style of action. From what I've seen here, it's John Woo and Tony Scott (Man on Fire style Tony Scott). That's cool with me, as long as they find a practical way to keep it noir and keep John Woo in there.
Of course, I'm a bit of a pie-in-the-sky man myself, and I could be wrong; and Rockstar could give Max the battered, bruised, beating of a lifetime, but without giving him that kicka*s retribution. Leaving one of my heroes scramble-egged on the side of the road in Sao Paolo.
Comment by Joshua on September 16, 2011 at 8:28pm @ Markezzo - I agree! Professor Jeff, you can't get bent outta shape over a few screenshots and a 1 and 1/2 minute teaser trailer! For all we know that little part with the beard and shaved head could only be a little piece of the game. Case in point - 0:16 - we see Max Payne in his normal self! So don't get discouraged Jeff!
Comment by Booty Viking on September 16, 2011 at 3:58am Trailers can lie, hopefully there is more to the story than rescuing a damsel in distress from some gangsters. I was also a fan of the dark, film noir style the first game had. This game can be good too, don't get me wrong, but so far it feels like I'm just forcing my brain to see things that I'm used to seeing in Max Payne when they actually might not even exist in this game. If this game wasn't called Max Payne it probably would have looked like a generic shooter to me.
That DOA5 photage though, AWESOME!
I can only pray that the graphic novel cut-scenes return, otherwise, this is a Max Payne game in name only. The action looks solid, as it should be, but personally the colour pallette turns me off. I get that its sao paolo, and should be bright and vivid, but it doesnt suit the hard-boiled nature of the brooding first two games. If they're taking the story in a new direction, good for them. It doesn't look to be my cup of tea, Max Payne 2 rounded off the story nicely, and it felt right to end it there
*SPOILERS*
Max had accepted that his wife was gone, and it was a great note to end on. If this game is going to finish it off, i dunno, it just doesnt feel right that it should end in Sao Paolo.
Comment by Gabriel Blomberg on September 15, 2011 at 6:20pm I can't see what the problem is really? Loved the first two games, played both several times and i kinda liked the trailer. The setting could easily work for the noir feeling associated with max payne, instead of talking about the horrible snow storm like in the first one, he could hate the heat, instead of the lowlifes in NY theres lowlifes and slum in sao paolo.
The story kinda fits as well, washed up cops moving abroad working private protection, its perfect for the corporate conspiracy and corruption themes that were in both earlier games. As long as they capture the sense of dread, they don't need NY or even night and dark for noir!
This is my first post BTW, had to sign up when i saw all the hate for this trailer!
Comment by Crispy Cunt Christian on September 15, 2011 at 12:23pm
Comment by AlbinoAssCheek on September 15, 2011 at 11:56am 
@Gregory Alford
I've always tried to encourage people to have their own opinions. Hell, I welcome friendly debate, I just don't like what I see here. I've been playing game for years and watching trailers for as long as they've been steadily released and this one doesn't bode well. I'd love to be proven wrong; hell, I HOPE I'm wrong. I love the Max Payne franchise and want it to succeed. Unfortunately, what I see in this trailer does nothing for me. If someone makes a good point about something I've overlooked or missed, great. I read all the comments for all the video game stuff we do and I love feedback. But it doesn't change the fact that my first impression of this trailer was a stone cold 'meh' and for Max Payne, that's a shame. Maybe that makes me elitist, but I know what I like and this isn't it.
Comment by Gregory Alford on September 15, 2011 at 10:41am © 2013 Created by The Spill Crew.
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