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Professor Jeff: Captivate 2012 Trailer Roundup

 

OK, now where was I? Porn, porn, porn... wait a minute. What is this? Ohhh yeah, I used to write this stuff here, didn't I? Oh crap! Was that out loud?! Uhhh... hi there! Forget you heard anything about porn! I mean... what's porn! I don't know! Shut up! 

 

Well that could have gone better. Anyway, now that you're all paying attention and whatnot, Capcom just released a crapload of new trailers at Captivate 2012. New Resident Evil 6? Yep! New Devil May Cry? You bet your sweet bippy! Sweet bippy? What the hell is wrong with me? You know  what, let's just take a look at the trailers before I say something else embarrassing.

 

YESSSS! Leon and Chris at each others throats! Someone's been reading my slash... err fanfic!

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Well... it couldn't be as bad as the second one... right?

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Hmmm... I'm pretty sure the old Dante would never have flashed his junk at me.

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Like Dark Souls! But for little baby girls with ribbons in their hair!

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I don't know why this the one motion-controlled game that has me interested... but it does.

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Tell those Dragons to get down off their high horses!

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Well, so much for the easygoing, lackadaisical review style that I had all lined up for the next few quarters. Dammit Capcom! Stop putting out awesome games already! As always, go ahead and hit up the comments to let me know what ya'll think about all this. Should we have an argument about new Dante vs old Dante? I haven't heard one of those in a while.

At this rate I'm never going to have time to search for porn. Wait! I mean corn! I'll never have time to look at any internet corn. Yeah... that's the ticket! Hot, buttery, internet corn... dammit, I'm not fooling anyone.

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Comment by B-rod on April 21, 2012 at 3:23pm

Resident Evil 6- Looks the best of all the games even all the Resident Evils.

Lost Planet 3- Is it just me or does that look like a Gears rip off with mechs.

Devil May Cry- Not a fan of the change but will still give the game a try it deserves that much.

Dragon Dogma- This looks like it could be either really fun or extremely frustrating.

Steel Batallion- I like mech game but this looked rather boring.

Comment by Omegashrimp on April 10, 2012 at 7:06pm

So it was Sherry. Nice. But with Ashley's voice actress? Good one, Capcom

Comment by eathearty on April 10, 2012 at 6:59pm

Here here. Also looking forward to DmC reboot. although I'm skeptic towards Tameem Antoniades writing story skills.

Comment by TheGSXR on April 10, 2012 at 5:26pm

ResiEvil...  October can't come fast enough.

And so glad they let Sherri off the damn bus.

Comment by G-man on April 10, 2012 at 5:23pm

I'm sorry, but I am so not looking forward to the new DMC game.  I was on the fence about it ever since they changed the look of Dante, but it still could be good.  After this trailer, it doesn't really help with my discomfort in the direction they're taking it, but that's just me.  I do think the Resident Evil 6 trailer was really good though.

Comment by rh1ino on April 10, 2012 at 5:16pm

Hmmmm needs more porn.......oh the trailers looks pretty great though, especially the Resident Evil 6 one

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