I had to update the nominations a bit, so they're different now.

Worst Picture:
Disaster Movie
Meet The Spartans
The Love Guru
The Hottie and the Nottie
The Spirit

Worst Actor:
Tom Cruise in Valkyrie
Mike Myers in The Love Guru
Joel David Moore in The Hottie and The Nottie
Al Pacino in 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Adam Sandler in You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Bedtime Stories

Worst Actress:
Jessica Alba in The Love Guru and The Eye
Paris Hilton in The Hottie and The Nottie and Repo! The Genetic Opera
Eva Longoria Parker in Over Her Dead Body
Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia!
Maria Bello in The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Bronson in Mamma Mia!
Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru
Verne Troyer in The Love Guru
Ken Davitian in Meet The Spartans
Samuel L Jackson in The Spirit

Worst Supporting Actress:
Carmen Electra in Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie
Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie
Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson in The Spirit
Christine Lakin in The Hottie and The Nottie
Olga Kurylenko in Max Payne and Quantum Of Solace

Worst Screen Couple:
Gabriel Macht and either Scarlett Johansson or Eva Mendes in The Spirit
Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz in What Happens In Vegas
Mike Myers and any person or animal he makes fun of or abuses in The Love Guru
Paris Hilton and either Joel David Moore or the film camera in The Hottie and The Nottie
Eddie Murphy and his habit to still cast himself as multiple characters in Meet Dave

Worst Remake Or Rip-Off:
Funny Games (both remake and rip-off of 1997 Austrian film)
Disaster Movie (rip-off of movies that are not disaster movies)
The Eye (remake of 2002 Asian film)
Babylon A.D (rip-off of Children Of Men)
Bangkok Dangerous (remake of 1999 Asian film)

Worst Prequel Or Sequel:
Meet The Spartans (or Dumb Spoof Movie Part Three)
Disaster Movie (or Dumb Spoof Movie Part Four)
Rambo
Saw V
The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

Worst Director:
Roland Emmerich for 10,000 BC
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie
Sylvester Stallone for Rambo
Frank Miller for The Spirit
Jon Avnet for 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill

Worst Screenplay:
Meet The Spartans, screenplay by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Disaster Movie, screenplay by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
The Love Guru, screenplay by Bruno Priani and Mike Myers
The Hottie and The Nottie, screenplay by Heidi Ferrer
The Spirit, screenplay by Frank Miller, based on the comic by Will Eisner

Worst Singer:
Pierce Bronsnon in Mamma Mia!
Pierce Bronsnon in Mamma Mia!
Pierce Bronsnon in Mamma Mia!
Pierce Bronsnon in Mamma Mia!
Nicole Kidman in Australia

Worst Animated Picture:
Space Chimps
Fly Me To The Moon
Delgo
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Male Voice Actor:
Whoever played the narrator in Meet The Spartans
Andy Samberg in Space Chimps
Geroge Lopez in Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Corey Burton (as Homo The Hutt) in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Freddie Prinze Jr in Delgo

Worst Female Voice Actor:
Drew Barrymore in Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Ashley Eckstein in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Delgo
Kelly Ripa in Fly Me To The Moon
Anne Bancroft in Delgo