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New 'Machete' Poster!
Source: Coming Soon
Coming Soon spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete that features Jessica Alba as Sartana. See it below:
Based on the "fake" trailer in Grindhouse, the film follows Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Coming Soon spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete that features Jessica Alba as Sartana. See it below:
Based on the "fake" trailer in Grindhouse, the film follows Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Tags: cheech marin, danny trejo, jeff fahey, jessica alba, lindsay lohan, machete, michelle rodriguez, movie news, poster, robert de niro
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Comment by Adrian Beuses on November 5, 2009 at 11:09pm - My name is Adrian Beuses, and I agree of this epicness.
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Comment by Hal 9000 on November 5, 2009 at 1:39pm
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Comment by Henriksen on November 5, 2009 at 12:07pm - I never tought id get to see Steven Seagal and Robert De Niro in the same movie.
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Comment by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on November 5, 2009 at 11:29am - Wow it looks like a poster for every other Robert Rodriguez film....yeah he still hasnt proven he's a good director as far as im concerned...this could be good...but im not convinced
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Comment by SpikeGhost on November 5, 2009 at 11:05am - awesome :D
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Comment by THE_DARK_KNIGHT_RETURN on November 5, 2009 at 6:45am - Is Alba still playing movie ???? Why don't she still raise her child ?
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Comment by joannajax on November 5, 2009 at 6:28am - I'm excited about it!
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Comment by MassimoMoretti on November 5, 2009 at 4:21am - Woah this looks!!! ............... meh.
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Comment by StanPowder on November 5, 2009 at 2:27am - Seagal? Lohan?? Fehey? Danny Trejo as the lead?? Alba playing the lead?? The rest of the gang in the cast?? Lohan???? Either this movie might be really really bad, or really really GOOD lol I don't know either way I have to watch this and I'm sure I'll be entertained even at it's worst. Now how about some Rose McHottie in Red Sonja, Mcgowan is freakin hot and I can't wait for that one.
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Comment by Kim on November 4, 2009 at 9:19pm - LMFAO! Oh god can't wait to see this. =)
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