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Arsène Lupin the Third posted a statusThese are the sequels I dislike the most. Some of them just terrible movie and some are not bad movies, but there just not as good as the first one. So lets start out this list with one of the worst parings in a movie ever.
25: Freddy vs Jason
I count this as a sequel to both Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th and boy is it bad. It has most of the problems most slasher movies have like bad/unlikable characters and bad writing. The biggest problem I have with this movie is the idea of having Freddy and Jason fight because the both can't die. With something like Alien vs Predator ( a really bad movie) the Predator and Alien are tuff, but they can die so there is going to be a winner. With Freddy and Jason they can't die ever because one is a zombie and one is a burned dude that can't die even if he is killed out side the dream world. I can see something like Ash vs Jason or Ash vs Freddy, but this just does not work.
24: Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End
The most unnecessary complicated movie I saw in 2007 ( other then Southland Tales). They try to mix everything together into one movie and it is just a mess. Jack has a story, Will has a story, Elizabeth has a story and everyone ells. It does not help the some of the acting in the movie is bad and some of the effects in the movie suck like the part were the voodoo chick starts growing, it looks terrible. All and all its the weakest movie of the hole series.
23: Godfather III
This is one of those sequels that was just not needed at all. Its not even a bad movie, the acting is good and the characters are good as well, but compared to the great movies of the past it does not hold up. I liked it the first time I saw it , but after watching the first two movies I just don't like it now.
22: Matrix Reloaded
Again its not a bad movie, but it was just pointless. Neo is the One, he can do anything he want's in the Matrix and he killed the main bad guy, why need a sequel. It felt like in between the first movies end and the secant movies beginning, Neo forgot that he was the One and just is at half power through the hole movie. Also the action is not as good as the first ones as the action scenes just go on and on forever. That's all I need to say about this really bad sequel.
21: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I was really disappointed with this movie. The trailer made the movie look like a fun ride for all to see, but when I saw it, damn it was bad. Harrison Ford was asleep through the hole movie. The villain suck in the movie too because she was just boring to watch. There are some really goofy scenes in the movie as well such as the Refrigerator Nuke scene, the scene with the monkeys and more. The biggest problem with the movie is the ending with the aliens. It is not that its a bad idea, but the way they did it with how the alien looked and the flying saucer, it ruined the hole thing.
20: Spider-Man 3
Man I don't like this movie in so many ways. First it has the same problem as Pirates 3 were there is just way to much in the movie. What happens is since there is to much in the movie everything is under developed such as the hole Venom story were Venom was in the movie only for about ten minutes. It also turns Peter Parker into a emo boy that acts like a fool. He dances all over the place and acts just goofy. These two problems are really shown in one scene in a club or a bar were Peter dances all over the place, it was horrible. I just don't like this movie
19: MIB II
I liked the first one so much that I thought this would be good, but I was wrong. It was not funny at all, the jokes either fall flat or just were weird and unfunny. There is a really bad toilet joke, there is a really bad dick joke and last there are really bad taking animal jokes. This movie was a hug let down for me.
18: Resident Evil Extinction
Out of all the Resident Evil movies I have scene, this is the worst. The characters do some really stupid things such as the try to fight a whole group of zombie birds with just pistols, sure they start using a flame thrower, but that's near the end of the fight. There is also a scene were one of the guys gets bit by a zombie and the survivor groups doctor looks at the guy and does not find the bit, but it was on the guys chest and the doctor looked at the chest. There are other problems with the movie like the dumb plot, the director crowbaring in stuff from the game into the movie and horrible acting.
17: Star Wars Episode 1
This is one of those movies that I lo ved as a kid, but now I hate. It has some of the worst writing I have ever herd with lines like " Are You An Angle" and this happens when Akakin takes to Padme for the first time, I can see how this was love in the making. Also the acting is really horrible with ever character showing hardly any emotion and don't get me started on Jar Jar, that's a hole different story. It does not really help that the movie is really boring. I just don't like this movie.
16: From Dusk Till Dawn 3
One of the worst movies I have ever scene that involved the wild west ( even worse then Wild Wild West) . The movie has most of the problems that most direct to video horror movies have with bad acting, bad writing and more, but it goes all the way with some really bad directing. There are shots in this movie that are just stupid, like there is a part were a vampire dances with a woman and the sound cuts out and the film turns black and white for no reason. Its just a bad movie.
15: X-Men Last Stand
This movie pissed me off because it is just one big mess. It kills off a lot of character's fast. Cyclops dies, Professor X dies, Jean Grey dies and more die. Not only that, but they get ride of characters and toss them aside like Mystique, they don't die, but something happens to her that just takes her out of the picture. This movie just felt rushed.
14: Transformers 2
The movie that made critics and viewers hate each other, made Spoony angry and made ass holes like DW hate 90% America. This movie is not good at all. The humor in the movie sucks and does not fit the movie at all unlike Thor were the humor was really good and fit the movie. The writing is really bad and its backed up by lazy acting. The action in the movie is really stupid and gets boring rather fast. I may hate the movie, but I am not a snob and say people are stupid for liking this movie and if you are a snob that does that just stop.
13: Hatchet 2
Talk about a peace of crap movie. They some how made the characters dumber and made the gore in the movie even dumber. Its like the director snorted crack and watch a movie marathon of Troma movies, thats how crazy and stupid the gore in this movie is. That's all I need to say about this crappy movie.
12: Hostel 2
Eli Roth at his very worst ( and that is saying a lot). The pacing in this movie is horrible and just is as boring as the first. The characters in the movie are as badly written as ever along with being horrible acted. This movie is only good if you like watching people get killed, but besides that this movie is terrible.
11: Howling 3
I am sorry, but I can't really describe this movie other then its one of the craziest movies I have ever scene. Sure the acting is bad and the story is even worse, but its the only movie on the list that I can say go see it to believe it because these last few words I am going to say can put the craziness of this movie in a nutshell, WEREWOLF NUNS.
10: Friday the 13th Part 5
The first Friday the 13th movie I ever saw and the worst I ever saw ( even worse then the NY one). The main problem this movie has is that it does not even have Jason in it. It has some guy that is seeking revenge for his fat comic relief son's death. Sure the acting is bad as usual and the writing is as well, but what also kills the movie are the kills. They are terrible, the gore looks like ketchup. All and all it just sucks.
9: Death Wish 3
Damn this movie is stupid. Its over the top 80's style, but in the worst way possible. The bad guy is the most over the top bad guy in the hole series. The cops in the movie are the most useless cops ever not doing anything till the very end. Speaking of the end, its the craziest shootout I have ever scene in a movie and I saw Shoot Em Up. I just don't like it.
8: A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2
The worst of the series by far. It is a really boring movie with nothing really happening in except for a few scenes. Also the characters are stereotypes really badly with the dumb jock, the sex crazed girl and last the worst one is the gay guy, he is the most poorly written character I have ever scene in a slasher movie. Its just a bad movie.
7: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
The worst Star Trek movie I saw. This movie has the craziest plot out of all the Star Trek with Spooks half brother steeling the Enterprise to find god. This plot sets the movie up with some really bad line like " what does god want with a starship". The only way I can see people like this movie if there die hard Trek fans, but that's about it.
6: Halloween Resurrection
Like with most of the sequels on this part of the list its the worst Halloween. The first thing it does is it kills off Laurie in the first five minutes of the movie, that's a strike right there. The rest of the movies has the usual bad writing and bad characters, but it does something really dumb, it has Busta Ryhems beating up Michael Myers. That is the real killer of this movie ( no pun intended).
5: Alien vs Predator 2
When I thought this series could not reach new lows, this came out. The acting is on the level of a Disney Channel movie. The characters are the most unlikable people I have ever scene in a action movie and that's saying a lot. It does not help that they need to say cringe worthy lines. Out of all the bad things in this movie you would think that the action between the Aliens and Predator would be good, but no because the action is filmed horrible because all the action is in the dark and is hard to see. All and all it just sucks.
4: Highlander 2
The worst Sci-Fi movie other then Battlefield Earth. The story is really dumb and is full of plot holes the size of potholes. The hole thing with Highlanders not being from Scotland and being from a alien planet. It does not help that because of the hole alien planet story that the film contradicts it self over and over again. It was just a bad movie.
3: Superman IV
The dumbest movie on the list. They have really bad humor with some of the worst slapstick I have ever seen. It also has some of the worst effects I have ever scene with flying parts that look like it was made on photo shop. It also abuses science with parts of the movie having people go into space without a space suit and not dieing. All that I can say is that its the second worst superhero movie I have ever scene.
2: Batman and Robin
This is the worst superhero movie I have ever scene. It has it all such as really bad and hammy acting, really stupid action that almost cartoony at points and last, but not least it has some of the worst line I have ever scene. Such as " I want a car, chicks dig the car" and " freeze in hell". It could have been number one, but then I saw a movie that made me angrier then this movie.
1: Boondock Saints II
This is number one and I think it really deserves it. It has really bad acting with some of the worst delivery I have ever herd, it has really bad writing that try's to be as clever as a Tarantino movie, but fail really bad and last the directing is horrible with scenes that are trying to be cool, but just feel forced. This is what I think is the worst sequel ever, some may disagree, but that okay.
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