Now . . . I rarely do this, but hey! I’m Chaos Jumper and I do stuff because I want to! Today folks, instead of doing an animation review that no one reads, I am going to do a review of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. Now, before anyone kills me, I have not watched any Transformers of the 80’s nor have I watched many episodes of Beast Wars. I have just seen the recent animated series on Cartoon Network, so I am not going to be the guy who says “Michael Bay did this wrong with the mythos and that and that and the other”, so lets begin shall we with Chaos Jumper’s first movie review for . . . Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. Now, I won't be doing the posters for this, but instead I will be using more appropriate means that should have been used in the film.