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Now this is something I wanted to share with someone but, somehow I couldn't. Now I can say this out loud  and laugh at it and say that this is my guilty pleasure movie. The movie I am going to write about is Under Siege 2.:Dark Territory. Which came out in 1995 Staring The one and only Mr. Steven Seagal(A.K.A Mr. Pony Tale that is restricted in this movie with mostly one liners due to lack of acting skills).  A very young Miss. Katherine Heigl. and a young black sidekick who talks too fast and cannot understand what he's saying most of the time. The computer nerd who's name is Travis Dane which I hope has no relation to Travis Bicle.  The tough evil sidekick who seems to be friends with Dolph Lundgren. A black woman terrorist that is like a 90's version of Zoe Saldana and a bunch of American terrorist's who seem to be the most kindest terrorist's in movie history. .Oh and let's not forget ATAC which is an group of people who work for the government that can launch a satellite with the funding of the C.I.A. (secretly). Now this is not the end point of how shocked I was when I saw the hoe picture now. The director of this movie is the same guy who did Young Guns 2. And the most ironic part of this is a young Matt Reeves(A.K.A The director of Cloverfield). is one of the people who wrote this movie. Now that is amazing to me now. It didn't mean much when I was in high school but, it means a lot now. The plot is a Die Hard rip-off basically. A number of terrorists hijack a train because 2 people who work at ATAC are on board and of course they take the commuters as hostage's(except Seagal and the black sidekick who is a porter on the train.). The computer nerd wants to blow up the pentagon and most of the eastern seaboard.by using the satellite but, he won't do it unless The government gave him 1 billion in U.S. dollars to a Swiss bank account. Some of the funniest moments in this movie comes from stuff like the only reason they put the passengers on the train to the back end of the train is simply to save Seagal at the end. another one is when Seagal and the black sidekick attack the passenger cars the only guy who gets killed is a (you will have to see it yourself). and I could go on and on about how bad this movie is but, what about the pacing the gay knife fight at the end. And what happens to the computer when it is ready to blow up the pentagon at 16 seconds remaining. They could have called this piece of shit Unstoppable if they were smarter. but, you will have to see how bad it is for yourself and have fun with it. It's simply my guilty pleasure movie. .     

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Comment by Satoshi on January 26, 2013 at 4:08pm

Thanks for the reply.

Super Mario Bros. I saw but, can hardly remember. sorry.

Comment by The Monkey rider on January 26, 2013 at 6:00am
Super Mario Bros, horrible film but one of my oldest memories..

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