My Compute is Officially on Life Suppot

As you can see, some of the keys on my mac stoppe woking. As a sceenwite that's hoible, ok but now I'e explaine what kin of a situation I'm in, I'll use the spelling coection on the bowse when I can....

Ok so back in the days of college/uni I was recommended a macbook pro. For two yeas it was a great machine. I couldn't afford Apple Care though. It ha already cost me £1700 ( around $3000), so fuck another £150 or whatever.

First of all it gave my lap burns. Why have it as a laptop if you can't have it on you lap?! Then the screen cracked in half! I manage to get the fucking battery out before the fucking battery swelled up literally 3 times its original size!!!

So apple give me a new battery, but want to charge me £500 ($1000) to fit a new screen. I can get a decent Windows desktop for that cost!!! I can get a decent laptop for that cost!!! So I got a monitor for about £78 an hooked it up.

Then I got a wireless keyboard, an a USB mouse, then I lost the keyboard dongle, so I ha to go back to burning my legs an sterilising my sperm. After months of having to rest the fucking thing on my pillow, while having to hold in the Ethernet cable into my laptop because it's broken, an the cables have been tied up with cable tidies and I can't be arsed to re-tie them. After moths of surfing the net an writing a screenplay, because I really don't want to spend more money getting another wireless keyboard. After all that I spill juice on my macbook, an now some of the keys don't work.

So now I've ordered a USB keyboard, & as I type I'm losing more an more keys. @ the begining I had lost "r, d, shift & v" now I've gained "v" back & lost "a, & s" on top of the previous missing keys!! When I have my keyboard, my "laptop" will look like it's on fucking life support!!! I can't afford a PC at this moment in time either!!!