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The seemingly tranquil waterways of Venice are terrorized by the perfect killing machine. In search of his father who has mysteriously disappeared diving in the city, David stumbles across the cryptic trail leading to the long-lost fortune of the Medici. As the unwitting pawn in a Mafia plot to recover the treasure, David's girlfriend is kidnapped at gunpoint, plunging him into a desperate race against time. If he has any hope of saving her he must enter the deadly waters. Can David out-gun the Mafia assassins and survive the voracious sharks lying in wait beneath the surface, or will he succumb to the same fate as his father?
This movie is called ‘shark in Venice’ but when you start to watch it you wonder to yourself be the fuck is the shark. The shark is only seen about 3 times in the movie and it’s obvious that it mostly consist of stock footage from other shark related documentaries, or very shitty cgi.
The whole cast of this movie all look and act like porn stars (except Stephen Baldwin who just acts like one). The girls acting is so bad I looked then up to see what other roles they have been in and excepting to see some adult films, but instead they were in other shitty moves that no one would have heard of, even porn would not have them there acting is so bad. You could say that they had a low budget and had to get the cheapest actors they could get but I don’t see that this is a reasonable excuse for there are thousands of novice actors that have just got out of acting school itching for a role in any movie they can get they hands on.
The movie is so boring and slow I fell asleep and had to watch the rest of it the next day. The pace of the movie is terrible it just jumps from one scene to another no giving a shit about any plot development. Another thing I’d like to point out is Stephen Baldwin himself. Watching this I can’t help but to think that he is trying to be the new Indiana jones or James bond but is way too fat. in this movie you will gradually get more and more annoyed with him as the movie goes on for he seems to insist on being in every scene.
This is not a good movie trust me. Steven Baldwin is shit. The shark is shit. The acing is shit and most of all the plot is shit. If you was going to watch this movie for one reason that is the funny ass torture scene that consist of Mr Baldwin just shouting at man asking him were his woman is at but even that is not worth sitting thought this god awful mess of a film. FUCK YOU MR BALWEN, FUCK YOU SHARK AND FUCK YOU VENICE.
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