I may not have ADHD (Attention's shot to piss) but the following movies make me feel like I do…and it’s not so bad. For each one, I try to keep it simple…too much info means ADD/ADHD/INSANITY will kick in and BAM!! I lose you…
First up: Smokin’Aces
Plot: A pile of Hitmen (and Hit-wo-men) try to bump off Jeremy Piven.
Why it Kicks ass: Lots of bullet flying! And Ben Affleck dies like 10 minutes into it
Next on the block: Crank
Plot: The Transporter needs to keep his Adrenaline to get revenge on the people who murdered him…
Why it Kicks ass: It’s like gogogogogogogogogogogo NON STOP!
Followed by: Shoot Em Up
Plot: Clive Owen protects a baby from Paul Giamatti and his goons.
Why it Kicks ass: Just like the title says, shooting them up! But not even taking the time to say ‘Them’ PLUS Giamatti’s wife keeps calling.