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Rating-F**K YOU!!! Mindjack is the worst game I have ever played in my fucking life. I am dead serious. Speaking as someone who has played hundreds of video games this is THE WORST. Its almost like someone tried to see how bad they could make a video game and decided to go for it. And the end result was... the horrible clusterfuck known only as Mindjack. Mindjack's premise is actually really cool. In Mindjack you have the ability to control peoples minds and make them fight for you, and you can also Jack those people buy leaving your body and controlling them. The game also tries to be like Demons Souls (Unscessfully I might add) by blending multiplayer and singleplayer seemlessly. A player online has the ability to hack your game and either fight alongside you or join the enemy opposition trying to stop you. Sounds cool right? Wrong! Wrong, you assholes wrong! First, the story… the story doesn’t make any fucking sense. I mean, there are dozens of moments so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh at them. And no, they aren't intentionally funny, they are meant to be serious and all dark and gritty. The charatcers also have the problem of changing personality every cutscene, one minute this guy is nice and the next he is one of the biggest pricks in gaming history.
The controls of Mindjack are some of the worst in gaming. They only work when they fucking feel like it. Once, during a firefight I was pressing the fire button and my character just stood motionless while hostiles tore him apart with bullets. The cover doesn't even work right, sometimes you even end up shooting into cover when your cursour is clearly on the enemy. It just makes you so mad! The A.I in this game is actrocious. Often times I caught the enemy shooting into walls or better yet, just standing there while I pumped bullets into their skulls. Same with your partner, she is about as useless as can be. Hell, even the big robots during the boss fights just shoot at the ground. Oh, and speaking of boss fights. There are no boss fights. No really. During the games so called "Boss fights" where you are supposed to defeat the giant robot, guess how you defeat it: By defeating the enemies around it, you know the soldiers you've been fighting for the past few hours. It gets so fucking repettitive! I mean for fucks sake, couldn't they add in some variety?! The multiplayer, is just there. Its so fucking unbalanced and unfair that it makes you wonder if they tested this shit before releasing. Hell, you even have to be level 24 to earn the right to rebalance teams! I mean, who the fucks brilliant idea was that?! Mindjack is one of the worst games I have ever played. You would think that it was a fucking movie liscenced game due to how bad it is. Avoid this game like the plauge.