Uh do I even have to review this piece of dog shit? Well looks like I have to seeing as well Splice wasn't playing in the part of the world I live in first things first I watch this online because I'm not gonna pay good money for a Katherine Heigl movie I mean I'm sorry but the woman can't act for shit and if she really wants to be taken seriously as an actress then she should fire her agent or whoever is making her star in these shitty movies.

Once again I'm not gonna bother with the "plot" of this movie because chances are most of you don't give a shit or are not gonna see it. Alright let's start with the movies main problem it's fucking boring I mean it takes forever till some action happens and even when action does happen it's all shot in this shaky cam style that just made me want to puke. Oh and the acting is just so bad I mean holly fucking shit are you telling me that you couldn't find anyone that can play a badass killer than can fucking act? No of course not instead we get Ashton Kutcher who I think was just bored threw the whole movie and I really can't blame him cos if I was in this fucking turd I would have just killed myself on the first day of shooting. Oh and Katherine Heigl is such a shitty actress that it just becomes painful to watch her try and act she comes off as whiny, shallow and kind of retarded. Oh fuck it you know what I can't really go on talking about this turd anymore I'm sorry I can't this movie sucks you better off going out and renting another rom com then pay full price to watch this piece of shit movie.

My Rating
Some Ol' Bullshit