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by Sterling Hall
Tags: John Carter, Lynn Collins, Spill, Spill.com, Taylor Kitsch, Willem Dafoe, trailer talk
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Why is he wearing hide armour?
For the love of god.. somebody say.. "OF MARS" i hate disney.. great films by really rotten bastards.
This reminds me ALOT of Prince Of Persia but that's me.
Yor is the MAN!
Co-host: "Is this a goddamn adaptation of Star Wars: Episode 2: The Attack of Shit"? *cricket, cricket*
Superman was inspired by John Carter he even predates all the classic Sci-Fi Hero's like Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers. If anything you owe John Carter as the forerunner of modern Science Fiction.
The problem with this is that it's soo visually dull. I don't want a realistic Mars. I want blood red skies, crimson lands and rich saturated color. Avatar and, yes, even the SW prequels were beautiful to look at. But everything about John Carter is fucking generic in every way including the lead actors who are bland as fuck. They couldn't have even went with a cool title like The Princess of Mars and picked "John Carter" for fuck sakes.
It's too bad that Paul Verhoven hadn't of Directed this and cast Kelly Brook as the princess and had her constantly naked. I'd throw my wallet at the screen for that movie.
John Carter's famous look was created by Frank Frazetta.
I don't think think movie will be terrible but I do think it will be a bellow average science fiction film. It would have to get really good reviews for me to become even remotely interested in seeing this movie.
Great trailer talk!
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