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Comment by Electrogirl on September 25, 2009 at 2:18am

I actually wanted to hear a review about the film not if Megan Fox shows her tits or arse or both - review the film - this review isnt worth listening to if youre a female - I wont be seeing this pile of shit

Comment by Robert Issac Patrick Freeman on September 22, 2009 at 5:09pm

I never really expected this movie to be good. I was something i believed would have tried to get men into the cinema by promising megan fox nude

Comment by Anne on September 22, 2009 at 3:21am

lol at Korey's horror movie screams

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 22, 2009 at 2:12am

Korey and Cyrus sang a Jennifer's Body song. Before I heard the review I posted this blog:

80's Style Theme Songs for Jennifer's Body

I will definitely rent Jennifer's, but before I rent any new movie with the much hotter reason for a Spank Bank bailout, Kat Dennings:

Comment by Winner of Red Shirt Survivor on September 21, 2009 at 7:10pm

No nudity in a rated R Megan Fox movie? A Simpsons quote comes to mind when Homer wanted a big doughnut

# Homer: (places a dollar on the counter) I'd like a colossal donut, please. Just like the one on the sign.
(Homer is given a regular-sized donut.)
Homer: D'oh, nuts! That's false advertising!

Comment by Lawrence Louis on September 21, 2009 at 7:00pm

I went into this movie with low expectations, and even with these low expectations I can only give this movie a rental, and a low one at that. There is no special effects sequence that was so grand in this film to warrant it being seen on the big screen. The action, for a horror film, is sparse. You have, outside of the people getting killed in a bar that was on fire, only 4 or 5 people actually murdered by Megan Fox’s character.

Megan Fox is physical perfection personified, and I can stare at her for hours, but she is almost completely devoid of acting chops. Couple her lack of thespian skill, with that floozy voice, and you have movie where most of the amusement comes, not from a great story, graphic scenes, or suspense, but instead from badly delivered one liners from a woman who you know, if it weren’t for Michael Bay’s pull in Hollywood, would be filming D grade porno.

If there is a saving grace in this film it is Diablo Cody’s use of dialog. Of course, don’t get the impression that it is of Tarantino’s caliber. There is no adeptly crafted verbiage underscoring the perils of a teenager’s journey into adulthood, nor is there any great philosophical insight to be gleaned in any clever interchange between characters. What makes Cody’s dialog mildly engaging is its ability to mock the text message driven conversations, short attention span oriented ideas, and the shallow preoccupations, which seem to encompass a lot of teenager’s lingo and communication with each other.

This movie underscores a problem that is only becoming more pervasive in Hollywood. Picture perfect teens and early 20 some things, bereft of acting talent, previously reduced to supporting roles or extras (where they should be), are now elevated to star status. It seems that studio execs are making a cynical calculation that the rest of America believes that beauty and talent/intelligence are mutually exclusive. I consider myself an average American, and as an average American speaking on behalf of all average Americans I want to say that the studio heads are wrong. Beauty and intelligent acting can be found in many women, as proven by the likes of Angelina Jolie or Julia Roberts, and we expect it. Sure titillation of this sort will draw people in initially, and it is therefore smart business, but you can get more people to come see your films if you cast someone who is capable of walking down a hallway while looking beautiful, who simultaneously can act the part.

Still, if you are solely interested in selling a product with only puerile appeal, I can completely relate. After all, about 80 percent of the reason I went to see this film was because of Fox’s arousal factor. But, if you are going to offer a film like this, on the premise of offering ample fodder for wet dreams, DELIVER ON THE GOODS! Show more skin, and if Fox refuses to do nudity, because it is somehow “beneath her” (give her a few more years and it won’t be) then at least have her parade around in a swimsuit for half the film. Given how expensive movies are to see now, and with the ever increasing exorbitant price at the concession stand, it would be cheaper to pay for a lap dance than go to a film which only teases you about one.

Comment by The GodDamn Fatman on September 21, 2009 at 1:21pm

Great review, If Megan Fox kisses the other girl then it's definitely at least worth renting with some friends.

Comment by Ben Whipps on September 21, 2009 at 12:13pm

Corey's scream killed me. I was listening to it in my room and my roommate got woken up by it

Comment by Nathan on September 21, 2009 at 7:43am

Seyfried is pronounced like this: Sigh-freed. I've met her cousin who has the same last name.

Comment by MASOODKHAN on September 21, 2009 at 6:45am

LOW RENTAL

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