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It's THAT Poem About Spill
Okay members of Spill, I was given some free time and wanted to practice my talent of writing poetry. (I'm a bit rustier than I used to be.) I wrote this for the site, since I spend so much time on here.
I don't really know what to do with the poem. (Seriously, what is poetry good for?) So I'll post it here for anyone to read. Want to rap it out, draw a picture to it, or whatever, go nuts.
And to the Spill Crew, I mean no offense by this, I was just trying to have some fun. I hope you're more honoured by this poems existence than insulted by it.
And with that said, enjoy the poem:
It’s THAT poem about Spill
While searching through the internet, I came upon a site
That’s delivery seemed so different, yet came off as feeling…right.
That’s delivery seemed so different, yet came off as feeling…right.
It was hosted by some theatrical chums, whom existed in a cartoon,
And through swears, tears, praise and gore, they watched what was coming soon
To warn us of the shit that lay ahead, and what to see would be a boon.
Their leader, as far as I could tell, went by the name of Korey,
Who had once animated a loony toon, back at the height of his career’s glory,
But now he drinks, and sleeps through films, with a robot at his side,
Then animates his sleepy rants, before posting his reviews up with some pride,
Right after he posts the unwritten rules of which his fans must abide.
And of this robot that accompanies him; the one whom Korey talks to most,
While, floating on his pedestal, he’s revealed to be a 3000 grade Co-Host.
While, floating on his pedestal, he’s revealed to be a 3000 grade Co-Host.
A beer fuelled machine for cinematic downloading.
When he’s not pushing off the hoards of his female fans, he goes back to gloating
About how he can make good toast, and see a guitar wielding-goat thing.
Then there is Cyrus, who claims the comic book expertise,
And makes off colour jokes at the strange anecdotes which he sees.
He then quaintly chats with the others of to which theatre they will go,
As they pimp out to their growing fans, the local draft house, the grand Alamo.
I suppose they need some friendly place to view films for their show.
Next up is Leon, the eldest reviewer of the site’s animated men,
Who takes his place among the group of extremely ordinary gentlemen.
Then he chats with Korey about the good old days that are long since behind,
Of a reel deal, which they’ve started, before they’ve climbed
Up to find this new demographic, the cinematic-loving beer-drinking kind.Last and possibly least, is the hat donning writer, Carlyle
Whose vulnerable mode of transportation, is meant to be passed off with style.
He also possesses the strangest musings, about film snubs, and the Lion King,
And at tripe trends in film, at which he’ll demand to take a swing.
But he’ll make sure to defend the studio of Fox, on the rare days it doesn’t screw up things.
And that my friends, if what I have found, when I took a look aroundThe highway of information, for reviews that involve gore ridden animation.
Four men and a robot, that where shooting the shit,
Four men and a robot, that where shooting the shit,
Predicting which cinematic release would be the week’s next big hit.
So to them I say ‘good luck’ they’ll sure as Hell deserve it.
-Mike M.
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Comment by Rayna Skye on March 27, 2011 at 10:35am -
:)
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Comment by Mike M. on April 17, 2010 at 12:06pm -
@Gaming King
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
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Comment by The Gaming King on April 15, 2010 at 9:24pm -
that was awesome.
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