If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Rating- F**K YOU!!! You know what? If Uwe Boll isn't going to take the time to try to make his movies at least watchable, then I'm not going to write a decent sized review. Here is my review: Acting- Horrible,The Script- abysmal, Action- Even worse than the script. Man, fuck Uwe Boll, goddamn douchebag needs to stop making movies and do something else instead. (That was my review, now I'm sort of ranting.) The reason we won't ever get a great video game movie is because Hollywood keeps letting dumbasses like this cunt make them, and apparently they aren't stopping. Apparently they are not only going to rape Mass Effect, but they are also going to rape Uncharted, and Metal Gear Solid, and for some reason some dumbass thought it would be a good idea to make a Kayne and Lynch movie? Hell, they are planning to churn more of these out than they did before, I shit you not. Talk about desperation, an Angry Birds movie? What the fuck, is Hollywood really that desperate? What's next? Are they going to make movies out of fast food chains (Imagine: McDonalds The Movie, Revenge of The Burger King. I can see it already) cause that's the direction we appear to be headed.